"You got the wrong number, and that's why I'm a furry. I'M NOT GOING BACK TO TIME OUT!!" "Don't move. Don't travel. Don't try to live in a better location because a fox might *_EAT YOU._* JUST LIVE IN YOUR STUDIO APARTMENT AND DEAL WITH IT. That just makes it extra sad." "F**k you, mom! You piece of [THIS CONTENT HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR VIOLATING OUR COMMUNITY GUIDELINES]" "You need to see a doctor, AND A PSYCHIATRIST! So at least i'm doing something right." "Now, was i scammed out of $30 and secretly this guy is laughing to himself that he sold his used rap CD to a white boy? Yeah that could definitely be a possibility. DOESN'T THAT BLOW YOUR MIND?!"
Am I the only one thinking that all of these things sound a lot like autism. (As someone with autism I relate to all of this so much) if not then neurodiversity at least.
"I don't speak Japanese, but I'm pretty sure they weren't selling a surprised egg topping was the first tine the first time in fabric." **whispers** _"this wife"_ I am *dead*