Me looking at the TV after mom says next commercial brake and it’s bed time ( it’s a commercial brake)

The polish time traveler when he go back in the past and see how the Poland was during the WWII:

My body is conditioned to release a tidal wave of shit into the toilet when the base drops

me staring at my teachet after she told everyone philipines was made by a 2 giant couple fight:

When Shlomo says he owns you

My reaction to the latest internet drama

What my bro sees on my face after i say the most racist, homophobic, vile, extremist thing known to man in class and i feel the teacher tap my back (im cooked).

"babe, I haven't had my period in more than 2 weeks"

Car guys = Made in Germany ♥️☠️

"this is what 1000 bombs in war thunder looks like"

Me looking at the first question of the physics exam (I’m cooked)

perfect pubg edit is released

How I look at bro after he said "Sorry, we don't speak taco" to the mexican cartel

HH

Wtf un 1.25 Is the original

My friend lookin at me after I askin for a change at school canteen (me not even pay)

How I look at bro when he says he can solo the final boss without my help (I beaten it 7 times and this will be his first time)

Me after farting and feeling my pants wet and heavy:

🗿, Best

my enemies are many

jesus the comments are gold did not expect that well done fellas

Teacher:stop drooping and focus on class Me after getting bullied for 13,469th time:

Europe after finding out Olaf Scholz grandfather (Fritz von Scholz) was a Waffen SS general:

Mi cara cuando mi compa dice: "No sabía que era Disney o porque tanta princesa" a los narcos que nos detuvieron.

How my dad looks at me after going through my phone

Me when I make the worse and most socially disgusting joke of man kind and she laughs

Me looking at bro after he said "Sorry we don't speak taco muncher language" to the cartel

The teacher reading the Serbian kid's paper on how to fix racial tension.

Me when I have to small talk

I listened to this while my son was being born and he was born fully grown and with shoes on and immediately addressed me as “hello father” and then proceeded to get his PHD in engineering that same day

Yo mirando los comentarios

me watching the military police arrive outside my home:

How to make cheeto 1 Orange crayon 🟠 2 Pencil sharpener ✏️🪒 3 Unwrap Them 4 Sharpen It the crayons🪒🪒 5 Collect the stuff after sharpening the crayon 6 Roll them up make it look like a cheeto shaped and put some cheeto dust 7 put them in a container 🫙 Done Good luck😈 dont get caught

Download pls

Me staring at my colossal pile of assignments contemplating whether to do them or not:

🤫

some random dude in germany, not being allowed into an art school [1930~]

Alexander when he sees war elephants for first time (indian people s)

Bro staring at me after i said you got some nice milkers to the Yakuza leader daughter in japan

When the bell rings but your hard af

Ancient egyptian in the center of civilization, time traveling into modern times:

Europeans: "Racism is an american problem" Also europeans when you mention immigrants:

Mr when im on the toilet and see a spider on the wall (im taking a poop)

Me after finding out I’m 6% German

🗿🍷

Me staring at bro after the cartel just let us off with a warning and he says “all bark no bite”

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

I love this song so much

How it feels to fail art school

“Here comes the sun” vs “hier kommt die Sonne”