" Question on BBC1's Test the Nation: *"Who was Winston Churchill - A rapper, US President, The PM or King?"* Teddy Sheringham's girlfriend, Danielle Lloyd: *"Wasn't he the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black."*
For my money he _was_ #40 in about 2005/06, until he got complacent and let himself go. Sadly this did not go unnoticed by the supreme arbiters of comedy at Channel 4, who summarily relegated him by one. And quite right too.
I'm watching American Horror Story Freakshow and Neal Patrick Harris is talking to his dummy and all I could think of was "you are fuckin HORRIBLE!" So I had to pause and watch this.