Murder drone dialogue! N: “Things could still change if you apologiz- Homelander: “NO! I’m done being persecuted for my strength..” Homelander: “you’re pissing me off, maybe I’ll go pay that uzi chick a visit. N: “No! I can’t have you hurting my friends!” Homelander: “Outta my way, before I beat you into Fucking silicone.” N: “Language mister! >:(“ Homelander: “Go Anywhere near my country, see if I don’t pluck your limbs off like the fucking insect you are!” N: “bad language leads to bad feelings! Be nice!” N: “the seven deserve a better role model!” Homelander: “oh please, their just canon fodder anyway.” N: “Ryan deserves better-“ Homelander: “I don’t think I appreciate your tone, kid. Not much at all.”
Probably something like… Fatality 1. Using magic to tear apart the opponent slowly and agonizingly. Fatality 2. Transforming into his full demon form and eating his opponent.
Ok I’m all giddy with the thought of Alastor being in mortal kombat so I’m gonna make some dialogue- General Shao: have you come to help me take the throne of outworld? Alastor: throne? Ha! You’re not fit to lead anyone you’re a joke. Alastor: so you’ve chosen to star in a dying career? Johnny cage: you know we should really get you a podcast. Alastor: a rambunctious madam with a carnivorous appetite, Rosie is that you? Mileena: I am no delicate flower hellspawn! Ashraha: it appears I missed one of Quan Chi’s followers. Alastor: repenting by killing? Sounds more like futile excuses rather than genuine change. Alastor: my oh my so many souls to collect. Ermac: quan chi could not take us and neither will you! Sindel: you seem nervous netherealmer. Alastor: I thought my owner came to claim my soul, but thankfully it’s just another girl with lofty ambitions. Liu Kang: do you truly belong on the side of good? Alastor: hearing you ask that gives me such joy and amusement. Reiko: my bravery and skills were born on the field of battle! Alastor: then I’ll make sure you die in the animal kennels. Alastor: oh the things I could do with that hat of yours. Kung Lao: come closer and I’ll let you try it out for free. Alastor: you should come back to cannibal town with me you’d fit right in. Nitara: do I look like one of your carnivorous fiends? Kenshi: I feel a soul watching your very existence as we speak radio demon. Alastor: sigh so she really hasn’t stopped looking out for me has she. 😢 Havik: join me in bringing freedom to our home. Alastor: now why would I wanna join forces with another hopeless fool who. Is. Sloppy? Alastor: this disease is amazing I’m truly more entertained then I have ever been before. 😂 Baraka: just for that I’ll make sure you suffer as we feast on you! Alastor: your brother seems like a real go getter. Scorpion: bi Han confuses strength and restraint and so do you. Sub zero: what makes you think I need your help? Alastor: your brother defeated you while he was restrained I’ll help you get those chains back on him. Sub zero: the lin kuai are stronger then they have ever been before! Alastor: really? You’re all a bunch of noobs.
Omni-Man: Your god made a mistake creating us. Lute: Fool. Viltrumite power means nothing againts angels. Liu Kang: Who did dare to hurt the first man? Lute: Some kind of hellspawns. But i will not let them be free! Lute: You... redeemed yourself? Ashrah: Ive always knew its not impossible. Johnny: One day, you will be my angel. Lute: Not even in afterlife! Asshole! Homelander: Kneel before your GOD! Lute: God? Cmon, youre just a kid wearing a cape. Lute: Hellspawns killed Adam! Geras: Then they choosed to fall into 7th floor! Peacemaker: Damn... I didnt know angels look so... Lute: Youre lucky youre not a demon yet! Sindel: Is my jerrod... well? Lute: He's in peace, empress. Nothing to worry about.
Omni man:your the first man please am sure the immortal would-be more of a challenge Adam:who the fuck is the immortal gramps? Johnny:nice to meet a fellow actor Angel dust:yeah... Actor Peacemaker:wow you are edge Lord Alastor:why does everyone kedp calling me that
Honestly, I can picture a Hazbin Hotel fighting game in a similar way to the Darkstalkers fighting games. Funny enough, I can picture Lucifer having one of Lilith Aensland's moves called "Gloomy Puppet Show".
@@LobsterCameramanProductionssomeone made a mod of black noir as smoke in the game, if that’s possible, I’m pretty sure an alastor mod would come to light
@@Darren-lb3rxWell That’s different Black Noir Is 3D & Live action with also having a model already in mortal Kombat, while Alastor is Only 2D in a Show so it’d be very difficult to translate that into 3D
Spawn: I’ve faced demons, angels, maleboga. Why should I give a damn about you? Alastor: Cause the new number one hit “your *** getting kicked” is coming up next.
Alastor is gonna make Homelander cry for his non-existent mommy LOL For powerscalers: -Homelander is Small City Level(Via scaling above Nubia and below Hydrogen Bombs) and Hypersonic+(Rescuing Butcher from an explosion) -Alastor is around Island Level(Via scaling to arguably stronger(According to Vivzie) Stolas's casual cloud feat) and FTL(Outpacing Adam has light-based attacks and vis scaling to Stolas flying through space)
Homelander: (tries to punch Alastair) Alastair: (turns into shadows, rips reality apart, and transforms into a wendigo the size of the Empire State building)
