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the moon reflects cancer men in my life, moon decan specifically, all clung to the friendzone bc they were turn offs to me, but tried to convince me i loved them- they tried to reflect what they thought i was feeling. but im an aquarius. ill be telling some mundane childhood stories (that he kept trying to pry out of me) and i look over to see him crying his eyes out. (this is after he finally stops telling lies about himself or his opinions to mimic mine and i finally get to speak) and im just confused and uncomfortable. hes taken my favorite things or professions and tries to tell me hes better/knows more. theyll spend alot of money buying things i love for themselves. they've stolen my trauma as their own lol. they tell so many lies about themselves, trying to convince me that we are the same, but everything they say gets contradicted by other stories 5 mins later. they double down on every lie and mistake, saying you misunderstood them. but the emotions and crying and mushiness and trauma obsession and selfishness paired with their SERIAL codependency are the worst. this one dude is a double moon decan cancer. sun cnj asc with venus cnj gemini moon in the 12th, almost on the asc. he also has chiron cnj mars in 3H. so he was truly traumatized by even the thought of being put in a masculine role. it really did feel like he was trying to force a lesbian relationship on me. hes extremely insecure and compensates by bragging about himself and tries to dress like a biker cowboy. and the looooong ass hair and skinny jeans with high heeled boots (short guy) made him come off ass a woman from a glance. this dude also ended up lying to everyone that i was his physically intimate gf. he tried to convince ME i AGREED and DIDNT REMEMBER. EWww! the tantrum was horrific, i was genuinely scared. this guy has done things like throw himself around. knock himself unconscious, and stab himself in the knee because of minor disagreements, not getting what he wanted or for attention. i discovered what limerent erotomania was because of him. the first 2 june cancer men were very similar and did similar things, but this guy was the worst and the last because i cut off my high school friends who kept inviting these guys into the group sending them to me. their sun lines up with the lilith in my 8th house. so im enjoying healing in my solitude to add on, during these times i was asexual and aromantic. i only just got my first crush around 26. and its a MASCuline man who thinks with logic instead of emotion ✨✨👌
A Gemini can literally be like any sign lol that’s why she was thrown off! We ARE THROWN OFF 🤣 kinda sad Keke doesn’t like us, I actually love Virgo’s lol
Yes we have trust issues. Honestly it’s a part of an Aquarius life. 1. We don’t trust people easily. 2. We are insecure about our relationship. 3. We are very sensitive to our emotions so we try to be as detached as possible. 4. But if we truly loving someone we gonna mix them with our soul. As everyone knows we are self obsessed. We take care of them like we take care of ourselves. Honestly even more than ourselves.
I've been friends with a Pisces male most my life. He tried for years to get me to date him.. There was no way in hell.. BELIEVE ME when I say: he was (and still is) a liar, emotional manipulator, moody pouter, acts like a big time cry baby about everything that doesn't go his way, plays the victim card 24/7, way too sensitive about everything, won't take the blame for nothing if the problem is caused by his own actions (he would blame anyone but himself), he would run from confrontation - especially from someone who is calling him out about something he did.. He stays in a fairy tale world, because reality isn't what he wants it to be.. Just don't bother with a Pisces, girls... They can be very tiresome to deal with.. 🥱🙄
So what happens when you cant let go even when the Man has moved on and after 10 years you've tried a d tried and tried to let them Go but your heart just won't cooperate?
Fuck every zodiac sign, we all suck and one day we gonna die, astrology is a scam to box peoplez personality and to 1z that hate pisces, you kinda hate yourself thank you.
If he is a Scorpio man, you got it twisted. He is bowing to HIMSELF and all the good he sees in her. If this gesture is abused in any way at all, he WILL have the last laugh. Scorpio can give ALL of themselves knowing full well they can take it ALL back and walk away. That act alone is the destroyer.
It's not that I don't think she's not a big liar. I think she is. It's sad that all the girls backed her up just because of what she said they had no proof.
I feel you Keke. Us Virgos usually despise Geminis. They posess all of the qualities that we hate the most. So dishonest and downright cruddy. Most of us Virgos have a bleeding heart that they would rip out and stomp it in your face.
Aquarius people are the best they great great leaders tough great great ahletes rappers hustlers best dress people hardworkers aquarius people are royalty they are the best dress people great actors and actresses aquarius are the best people the greatest 👑👑🥇🥇🔥🔥😃❤️❤️💯🌹🌹🌹 don't compare aquarius with Leo
