The ex president was just murdered by the men and women of my high school they have timetravel they can wipe anyone out save him and me and my wife tell the head of the CIA this is not a joke america has entered into ww3
Tell the head of the secret service to build an Ramada they are using timetravel to rape me and my wife save us please I might die any moment I can't bear the pain anymore I was almost assassinated in high school tell the 5 10 star general to save me i know their sins tell all our allies were in ww3