Welcome to the Attack. When you see two answers match tap your device. I'll pay you $5,000 if you're right but if you get it wrong you lose $5K. And don't forget, not all matches are created equal (remember the clue) it's gotta be a match that fits this clue: I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN? Hopefully, your name won't be Stupid when this is all over. Here we go... ALICE COOPER TOM CRUISE ANGELINA JOLIE ELTON JOHN PEE WEE HERMAN RICHARD DAWSON AXL ROSE
This isn't the only time a nursery rhyme is used as the basis for a Jack Attack - there's the one for the dairy episode from YDKJ 4, and technically the alphabet Jack Attack from this exact game. There might actually be more of these, though.
The host's dialogue is altered to remove all instances of him saying "f*#$", but it's still unlikely that someone would actually flip the host off without knowing what would happen.
First warning: "Hey, wait a minute! Out of my way, Buzz! You watch your language! That's disgusting! You kiss your mommy with that mouth? Oh my god, that's gross! You don't type like that in my game, that's a garbage mouth!" (Score is changed by -$50,000) "Okay, maybe you learned your lesson now, okay, huh? What do you think? Okay, back to the game!" Second warning: "Oh, okay, now I get it. You're gonna keep typing it in and see what the old man is gonna say next, huh? Okay, that's original. Oh well, take a look at your score now, you dirty birdie! See what I did? Nothing, know why? Because I don't know how to do what I wanted to do. But anyway, you shouldn't be swearing, it's bad for the kids. Come on, just play the game, okay? Now, uh, here we go! Back to the game! Okey-dokey!" Final warning: "Why not, you did it again! Okay, it's time to go! Gotta close up shop! Okay everybody, go home. That's a wrap. Gotta go through, the game is over. Gotta go now, the game is done. See ya!" (Game closes.) Buzz also does not participate in a gibberish question Easter egg, since in this game, an old man takes his place when "F*#$ you" is typed in and does not have a hosting role in The Ride.
My ver of the ending: "Oh, for the love of- you didn't even TRY! What's the matter over there, did you blank on me? Oh, forget it-just take your cash and SCRAM!"
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