I remember years ago outside a middle class pub near Newcastle one summers night drinking in the seated area. This guy came out on his phone and was talking loudly about flying here and there and his important agendas much like Bob here. Unfortunately for him his phone started ringing right in the middle of his bullshit….Priceless.
He's so spot on. Brilliant, how many times have I sat near train guy on my journeys. And you think what the hell ! Bobs a comic legend of observation 😊
I genuinely hope that the last few remaining homosapiens who think this sounds even approaching human, see this, realise the error of their ways, and grow back into their original accents 🤞🤞🤞🤞
From being in 2 long distance relationships where I’d go to theirs more times than them coming to mine, when you’re zoned out and tired on a long train journey just focusing on getting off at the right stop or change then you hear this posh voice on the phone, especially when it’s so busy you have to stand, it sounds just like bobs train skits! 😂😂 Bob is uber Hilario
You want see the state of the canal down oldbury killed all the fish canal trustt my arse my great grandad the bargeman would turn in his grave bloody disgrace fergaul needs come look its like pea soup or quick sand they killed all the pike last year 😡
Bob Mortimer says these things and they are brilliant because they seem plucked from a parallel universe ;so close to the world we live in but utterly unseen, unsaid and unknown. There’s a logic that keeps it incredibly real where others try and it just comes across as flat, predictable and very contrived. He’s a genius yu yu yu yu yu yu yu