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Today I snuck into a birthday party at a trampoline park, and the birthday boy was called Ben, I disguised myself by saying that my name was Michael a.k.a Ben’s cousin, even though my real name is F****ie, (not revealing my name) because some boy at the party told me what my name is. I was selected on team 2 on Dodgeball, everyone went sicko mode, at the end of the match my dad found me so I left when the match ended, after the incident, I probably killed 1 kid, from kicking the ball too high, then I saw the kids playing football, and when we left, I gave them an evil grin while saying bye bye evilly and will never forget the incident
