*TIMESTAMPS* (Start: 6:59) -------- (Dasher's Sacrifice: 4:13:48) *[ALL The Things They Called BONES MALONE]* 2:20:38 "That *_RIZZLESS BETA..."_* 19:23 "That *R0tten hearted Scoundrel of a man..."* 39:01/3:50:17 "That no good lilly lickin, n0stril pickin, dust kickin', grave diggin', clock tickin', c0ward chicken..." 41:24 "IF he was a lady… he'd be *UgIy inside and out...* 1:39:48 “That *Panty Thieven' Bafoon of a man...* 2:11:43 "That *Son Of a horse..."* 2:18:34 "That *Scrawny..."* 2:33:47 "That *Baloney for brains..."* 2:44:11 “That *Manure sniffer..."* 3:34:40 "That *FECAL FISTER..."* 2:53:24 "That *Darn Scoundrel..."* 2:53:28 "That *Wantily Womenizing **_Wastrel..."_* 3:08:21 "That *_scoundrel..."_* 3:26:45 "That *Failure of a Mayor..."* 3:51:21 That... *Rotten hearted, Pompous, two timing, cotton headed, dimwitted, meagly mouthed, god darn dastardly pretentious, good for nothing, salacious, bone headed, baloney for brains, manure sniffer, panty thievin' simpleton, wantily womanizing. RIZZLESS BETA, Failure of a mayor, you Loathsome scoundrel...* BONES MALONE!! *BONUS: **4:21:46** *"GHOST MALONE"* *[BILBO'S HAT WON’T STOP GROWING...]* 7:43 How big the hat Started… 2:34:26 Is it just me, or is that hat getting bigger? 3:12:41 “I lift my hat so he can look into my eyes.. " 3:32:30 *Final Hat size* *[ALL CHARACTER INTRODUCTIONS]* 22:33 - Gibrielle Gilliope 24:34 - Bilbo Waggins 26:57 - Nobody (Mrs. BM) 23:44 - Travis TumbleWeed 42:35 Dasher 1:15:40 - Burt the hurt, Pony mitchell, and Slimboy Fat 1:36:26 - Ruby 1:52:17 - Pa 1:55:27 - Ma 2:25:59 - Sheriff OL’ PINK 2:45:49 - Towns People 2:54:59 - The Reverend 2:57:02 - 4 Outlaw Cowboys… 3:50:00 - BONES MALONE 4:27:32 - Dasher Jr : --------- *CHARACTER HIGHLIGHTS* *[THE REVEAL: BILBO’S BRI’ISH!]* 3:52:57 Bilbo! You’re Br’itsh! ! “NOOOOOO!!”” 3:53:28 Two Timer Bones Malne! 3:53:55 Br’ish Dog 3:54:25 *Bone’s Malone:* “I’m not your father.. I’m your BROTHER ! “ 3:55:30 *Bilbo:* *‘“I’ll never Call you my Oniichan!” *[ALL DASHER MOMENTS]* 42:31 “My horse can only handle *One LOAD..”* 54:08 Dasher's struggling to The Large Gilliope... 54:34 *Dasher’s First Words:* NEIGH~! 54:53 A Single Tear falls from Dasher's eye (Forshadowing) 1:04:47 *Gibrelle:* “how could they be faster than my horse? *Bilbo:* Your horse is old! IT's dying on it’s last legs! I'm sorry!” 1:05:00 *Loyal dasher:* NEEEIGH~! 1:05:34 “We were born in the same barn together” 1:06:20 *Loyal Dasher:* NNnneeigh? Neighh…???” 1:06:47 *Loyal Dasher:* MMhhhmm~ / Dasher needs a Break.. 01:10:48 *Loyal dasher:* NEEIGH~ (Dasher Agrees) 2:45:26 *Loyal Dasher:* NEEEIGHH~! (Dasher's High Neigh) 2:58:40 Dasher Makes this a *_4V4!_* 3:32:59 *They lock up Dasher!* ”NEEIGH~!” 3:42:48 *Dasher:* NNEEEEIGH~! 3:44:01 *Dahser:* NEEIEGH~! (At the deputy’s horse to convince them 3:45:29 Dasher Succeeds in making a deal! 3:47:50 *Cuffed Dasher:* "nEah~." 4:13:44 *Dasher’s Final Heroic Sacrifice..* 4:14:21 Dasher *Collapses* to the ground.. "Neighhhhhh…” 4:15:15 “I Kiss dasher on the n0se” “a single tear rolls down his F@ce..” *[DASHER JUNIOIR]* 4:25:02 Dasher The 2nd? 4:27:32 *Dasher Jr:* NEEEIGH~! 4:32:43 Dasher Jr also had 8 little Dasher Jr Jrs --------- *HIGHLIGHT COMPILATIONS* *[Verses From the Book of Mori Calliope]* 40:48 “Adultery is one of the sins in mori calliope’s BooK!” 1:44:49 *JIGOKU Verse 6:6:* “Blessed are the peacemakers..“ 2:01:45 *Go-getters Verse 37:5* “Commit your way to Mori Calliope.. Trust In Mori Calliope and she will act” 2:30:00 *Phantomime Verse 62”* “Beloved never Avenge yourselves, Leave it to the wrath of God” *[Nobody Always Shoots First..]* 1:52:56 “Since I’m a Nobody Who shoots first...” 2:59:53 “Well I'm nobody so I shoot first!” 4:16:47 “I’m Nobody! I shoot first!” *[NOT S*xually…]* 1:46:33 *Calli:* "Burt did mention wanting to eat Gilliope's THICC thighs.. *Gilliope:* “I just took that S*xually! Not literally!” 1:47:20 *Cannibal Bilbo:* “I’ll just eat them” _”What?_” “What? …and not s*xually by the way” 1:58:16 "Have ourselves a mighty fine _feast!"_ *Gilliope:* "You’re not talking Killing us right? You're talking S*xually? 3:55:39 *Bones Malone:* "You're about to become my Playthings" *Gilliope:* "what does he mean by that?" *[Eye Touching]* 57:09 “I lean down so Mrs. bones Malone can tenderly touch my eyes..” 3:56:24 Gilliope Tries squinting but there’s another fly in His eyes!! *[DOGS / TOES / FEET MOMENTS* 32:23 “Stop sniffing down there! Whats it smell like?” 32:29 *Bilbo:* “It smells like… Little Doggies..” 32:34 *Mrs BM:* “Get your sniffer off my Puppies!” 01:10:22 “You can TASTE that there were 3 Kinds of boots around here..” 01:10:31 “I tasted *60 T0es* just now.. 1:11:13 MRrs BM compliments Gabrielle's *Toe tasting tounguemanship!* 1:54:06 hearing a commotion of FEET! -> 1:54:19 *Gibrielle:* “I know those Toes!” --------- *THE MAIN STORY: ALL SCENES* *INTRODUCING THEIR CHARACTERS]* 8:23 *Name:* Gibrelle Gilliope! 10:20 *Name:* ??? (Fromer Ms. Bones Malone) 11:37 *Name:* Bilbo (The Kid) Waggins *[SCENE:* THE SALOON]* 20:36 - Opening Narration 22:33 *Enter:* Gibrielle Gilliope 26:57 *Enter:* Nobody (Mrs. BM) 24:34 *Enter:* Bilbo Waggins 29:10 - TRAVIS’ JOB OFFER 47:06 - Escaping the Outlaws who overheard the job.. *[SCENE:* INTO THE WEST] 49:11 Start 50:09 - Hustling 57:09 - A Fight Breaks Out In the party! 1:02:24 - Scouting the Area 1:04:47 - TRUSTY STEED 1:07:33 - Tasting the *Toes* of 3 people hiding… *[SCENE: COMPLETING THE JOB]* 55:55 - Scouting the Outpost 1:14:50 - Encountering a trio of criminals.. 1:22:49 - Fighting the Criminals! 1:30:02 - Interrogating the Criminals 1:36:26 - The Stage coach of Whiskey 1:36:26 - Meeting RUBY… 1:38:22 - The NEW Mrs. Bones Malone!? 1:46:33 - Cannibalism? Or something S*xual? *[SCENE:* INCESTUOUS CANNIBAL HOMESTEAD]* 1:51:00 - Entering the Home 1:54:06 - Confronting the family of Cannibals! 2:03:15 - YUBI YUBI 2:07:50 - Reunited With Ruby *[SCENE:* STORIES BY THE CAMPFIRE] 2:13:38 - Bilbo’s Cooking… 2:16:51 - Gibrielle’s Backstory 2:18:30 - Nobody’s Backstory 2:24:12 - Bilbo’s Backstory *[SCENE:* TOWN] 2:45:03 - Sneaking The whiskey into town.. 2:45:49 - Gilliope’s Horse distraction.. 2:49:58 - Ms BM’s seduction… 2:51:28 - Bilbo's Silver Tongue… 2:53:05 - *DEBT:* Towns People Don’t Trust You . *[SCENE: CHURCH SHOWDOWN]* 2:54:59 The truth Revealed! Travis is the reverend! 2:57:02 - *VS* 4 OUTLAW COWBOYS! 2:58:38 - Dasher Makes this a *4V4!* 3:00:18 *TURN 1* 3:05:09 - *Gibrelle takes a bullet!:* “I take the bullet Cause I’m distracted by GOD” 3:08:32 - *oyal Dasher’s Turn: NEEIGH~!” 3:09:36 - GIbrielle DELETES the Man on the ground in a bloody mess.. 3:08:40 *TURN 2* 3:14:44 - *Gibrelle *Prays The last Cowboy to Death* > 3:15:29 *[SCENE: SPENDING THEIR MONEY]* 3:18:25 - BUYING THEIR WEDDING 3:24:29 - BUYING A HOUSE *[SCENE: MEETING **_THE_** BONES MALONE…]* 3:50:00 Start 3:52:57 - *THE REVEAL:* BILBO’S BRI’ISH!* 3:58:28 - FIGHT RING 4:03:56 - Malone’s SISCON weakness.. 4:12:40 - Dasher’s Heroic Sacrifice.. 4:16:07 - *From “Bone Malone” to **_“GHOST MALONE…”_* *[SCENE: HAPPY ENDING]* 4:27:32 Start 4:28:31 - Building a home 4:32:08 - *8* Children for everyone! 4:33:22 *THE END!* --------- *FULL* *TIMESTAMPS* *IN* *THE* *REPELIS* --------- o7
Really nice how things were going bad and worse and then as if fate was on their side the dice turned around and ended with an anime Mother/Daughter kameha- bullet between the eyes. Absolute cinema
Thank you Calli for hosting another fantastic one-off session of GUN, you always do an amazing job being the DM, preparing the story, props, and respecting the rules but being lax enough to give the girls the chance to RP the heck out of their characters. I had a great time with this one.
*TIMESTAMPS* (Start: 6:59) -------- (Dasher's Sacrifice: 4:13:48) *[ALL The Things They Called BONES MALONE]* 2:20:38 "That *_RIZZLESS BETA..."_* 19:23 "That *R0tten hearted Scoundrel of a man..."* 39:01/3:50:17 "That *no good lilly lickin, n0stril pickin, dust kickin', grave diggin', clock tickin', c0ward chicken, T0ilet sittin', s0n of a bisc*it eater...* 41:24 "IF he was a lady… he'd be *UgIy inside and out...* 1:39:48 “That *Panty Thieven' Bafoon of a man...* 2:11:43 "That *Son Of a horse..."* 2:18:34 "That *Scrawny..."* 2:33:47 "That *Baloney for brains..."* 2:44:11 “That *Manure sniffer..."* 3:34:40 "That *FECAL FISTER..."* 2:53:24 "That *Darn Scoundrel..."* 2:53:28 "That *Wantily Womenizing **_Wastrel..."_* 3:08:21 "That *_scoundrel..."_* 3:26:45 "That *Failure of a Mayor..."* 3:51:21 That... *Rotten hearted, Pompous, two timing, cotton headed, dimwitted, meagly mouthed, god darn dastardly pretentious, good for nothing, salacious, bone headed, baloney for brains, manure sniffer, panty thievin' simpleton, wantily womanizing. RIZZLESS BETA, Failure of a mayor, you Loathsome scoundrel...* BONES MALONE!! *BONUS: **4:21:46** *"GHOST MALONE"* *[BILBO'S HAT WON’T STOP GROWING...]* 7:43 How big the hat Started… 2:34:26 Is it just me, or is that hat getting bigger? 3:12:41 “I lift my hat so he can look into my eyes.. " 3:32:30 *Final Hat size* *[ALL CHARACTER INTRODUCTIONS]* 22:33 - Gibrielle Gilliope 24:34 - Bilbo Waggins 26:57 - Nobody (Mrs. BM) 23:44 - Travis TumbleWeed 42:35 Dasher 1:15:40 - Burt the hurt, Pony mitchell, and Slimboy Fat 1:36:26 - Ruby 1:52:17 - Pa 1:55:27 - Ma 2:25:59 - Sheriff OL’ PINK 2:45:49 - Towns People 2:54:59 - The Reverend 2:57:02 - 4 Outlaw Cowboys… 3:50:00 - BONES MALONE 4:27:32 - Dasher Jr : --------- *CHARACTER HIGHLIGHTS* *[THE REVEAL: BILBO’S BRI’ISH!]* 3:52:57 Bilbo! You’re Br’itsh! ! “NOOOOOO!!”” 3:53:28 Two Timer Bones Malne! 3:53:55 Br’ish Dog 3:54:25 *Bone’s Malone:* “I’m not your father.. I’m your BROTHER ! “ 3:55:30 *Bilbo:* *‘“I’ll never Call you my Oniichan!” *[ALL DASHER MOMENTS]* 42:31 “My horse can only handle *One LOAD..”* 54:08 Dasher's struggling to The Large Gilliope... 54:34 *Dasher’s First Words:* NEIGH~! 54:53 A Single Tear falls from Dasher's eye (Forshadowing) 1:04:47 *Gibrelle:* “how could they be faster than my horse? *Bilbo:* Your horse is old! IT's dying on it’s last legs! I'm sorry!” 1:05:00 *Loyal dasher:* NEEEIGH~! 1:05:34 “We were born in the same barn together” 1:06:20 *Loyal Dasher:* NNnneeigh? Neighh…???” 1:06:47 *Loyal Dasher:* MMhhhmm~ / Dasher needs a Break.. 01:10:48 *Loyal dasher:* NEEIGH~ (Dasher Agrees) 2:45:26 *Loyal Dasher:* NEEEIGHH~! (Dasher's High Neigh) 2:58:40 Dasher Makes this a *_4V4!_* 3:32:59 *They lock up Dasher!* ”NEEIGH~!” 3:42:48 *Dasher:* NNEEEEIGH~! 3:44:01 *Dahser:* NEEIEGH~! (At the deputy’s horse to convince them 3:45:29 Dasher Succeeds in making a deal! 3:47:50 *Cuffed Dasher:* "nEah~." 4:13:44 *Dasher’s Final Heroic Sacrifice..* 4:14:21 Dasher *Collapses* to the ground.. "Neighhhhhh…” 4:15:15 “I Kiss dasher on the n0se” “a single tear rolls down his F@ce..” *[DASHER JUNIOIR]* 4:25:02 Dasher The 2nd? 4:27:32 *Dasher Jr:* NEEEIGH~! 4:32:43 Dasher Jr also had 8 little Dasher Jr Jrs --------- *HIGHLIGHT COMPILATIONS* *[Verses From the Book of Mori Calliope]* 40:48 “Adultery is one of the sins in mori calliope’s BooK!” 1:44:49 *JIGOKU Verse 6:6:* “Blessed are the peacemakers..“ 2:01:45 *Go-getters Verse 37:5* “Commit your way to Mori Calliope.. Trust In Mori Calliope and she will act” 2:30:00 *Phantomime Verse 62”* “Beloved never Avenge yourselves, Leave it to the wrath of God” *[Nobody Always Shoots First..]* 1:52:56 “Since I’m a Nobody Who shoots first...” 2:59:53 “Well I'm nobody so I shoot first!” 4:16:47 “I’m Nobody! I shoot first!” *[NOT S*xually…]* 1:46:33 *Calli:* "Burt did mention wanting to eat Gilliope's THICC thighs.. *Gilliope:* “I just took that S*xually! Not literally!” 1:47:20 *Cannibal Bilbo:* “I’ll just eat them” _”What?_” “What? …and not s*xually by the way” 1:58:16 "Have ourselves a mighty fine _feast!"_ *Gilliope:* "You’re not talking Killing us right? You're talking S*xually? 3:55:39 *Bones Malone:* "You're about to become my Playthings" *Gilliope:* "what does he mean by that?" *[Eye Touching]* 57:09 “I lean down so Mrs. bones Malone can tenderly touch my eyes..” 3:56:24 Gilliope Tries squinting but there’s another fly in His eyes!! *[DOGS / TOES / FEET MOMENTS* 32:23 “Stop sniffing down there! Whats it smell like?” 32:29 *Bilbo:* “It smells like… Little Doggies..” 32:34 *Mrs BM:* “Get your sniffer off my Puppies!” 01:10:22 “You can TASTE that there were 3 Kinds of boots around here..” 01:10:31 “I tasted *60 T0es* just now.. 1:11:13 MRrs BM compliments Gabrielle's *Toe tasting tounguemanship!* 1:54:06 hearing a commotion of FEET! -> 1:54:19 *Gibrielle:* “I know those Toes!” --------- *THE MAIN STORY: ALL SCENES* *INTRODUCING THEIR CHARACTERS]* 8:23 *Name:* Gibrelle Gilliope! 10:20 *Name:* ??? (Fromer Ms. Bones Malone) 11:37 *Name:* Bilbo (The Kid) Waggins *[SCENE:* THE SALOON]* 20:36 - Opening Narration 22:33 *Enter:* Gibrielle Gilliope 26:57 *Enter:* Nobody (Mrs. BM) 24:34 *Enter:* Bilbo Waggins 29:10 - TRAVIS’ JOB OFFER 47:06 - Escaping the Outlaws who overheard the job.. *[SCENE:* INTO THE WEST] 49:11 Start 50:09 - Hustling 57:09 - A Fight Breaks Out In the party! 1:02:24 - Scouting the Area 1:04:47 - TRUSTY STEED 1:07:33 - Tasting the *Toes* of 3 people hiding… *[SCENE: COMPLETING THE JOB]* 55:55 - Scouting the Outpost 1:14:50 - Encountering a trio of criminals.. 1:22:49 - Fighting the Criminals! 1:30:02 - Interrogating the Criminals 1:36:26 - The Stage coach of Whiskey 1:36:26 - Meeting RUBY… 1:38:22 - The NEW Mrs. Bones Malone!? 1:46:33 - Cannibalism? Or something S*xual? *[SCENE:* INCESTUOUS CANNIBAL HOMESTEAD]* 1:51:00 - Entering the Home 1:54:06 - Confronting the family of Cannibals! 2:03:15 - YUBI YUBI 2:07:50 - Reunited With Ruby *[SCENE:* STORIES BY THE CAMPFIRE] 2:13:38 - Bilbo’s Cooking… 2:16:51 - Gibrielle’s Backstory 2:18:30 - Nobody’s Backstory 2:24:12 - Bilbo’s Backstory *[SCENE:* TOWN] 2:45:03 Sneaking The whiskey into town.. 2:45:49 Gilliope’s Horse distraction.. 2:49:58 Ms BM’s seduction… 2:51:28 Bilbo's Silver Tongue… 2:53:05 *DEBT:* Towns People Don’t Trust You . *[SCENE: CHURCH SHOWDOWN]* 2:54:59 The truth Revealed! Travis is the reverend! 2:57:02 *VS* 4 OUTLAW COWBOYS! 2:58:38 Dasher Makes this a *4V4!* 3:00:18 *TURN 1* 3:05:09 *Gibrelle takes a bullet!:* “I take the bullet Cause I’m distracted by GOD” 3:08:32 *oyal Dasher’s Turn: NEEIGH~!” 3:09:36 GIbrielle DELETES the Man on the ground in a bloody mess.. 3:08:40 *TURN 2* 3:14:44 *Gibrelle *Prays The last Cowboy to Death* > 3:15:29 *[SCENE: SPENDING THEIR MONEY]* 3:18:25 - BUYING THEIR WEDDING 3:24:29 - BUYING A HOUSE *[SCENE: MEETING **_THE_** BONES MALONE…]* 3:50:00 Start 3:52:57 *THE REVEAL:* BILBO’S BRI’ISH!]* 3:58:28 FIGHT RING 4:03:56 Malone’s SISCON weakness.. 4:12:40 Dasher’s Heroic Sacrifice.. 4:16:07 *From “Bone Malone” to **_“GHOST MALONE…”_* *[SCENE: HAPPY ENDING]* 4:27:32 Start 4:28:31 Building a home 4:32:08 *8* Children for everyone! 4:33:22 *THE END!* --------- *FULL* *TIMESTAMPS* *IN* *THE* *REPELIS* --------- o7
For Kojima this must feel like as if he and his child are being abducted and then, while being tied to a chair, is forced to watch his child being abused over and over again. Like wtf, instead of hiring Donna Burke or Jamie Christopherson and cooking something nice, they went with this in comparison absolutely unskilled and untaltented individual. Konami is inhumane.
【Sunglasses Pirates】【サングラス海賊】from Finland フィンランドからThis is why Lady Mori Calliope became the "One Piece" Holo woman singer, she deserved to sing Future Island and i've been on her channell ever since. Congratulations for all the praise! Normal female Tuber have lost their edge, they've been slain by the Grim Reaper and the Dead Beats follow her mindlessly like zombies having fun on the way ✌-----👒-------------👍
Huh the Silvertomgue that bibo has is overpowered. Whatever Bibo say the world will make it opposite. So if Bibo said that she is dirt poor she will become rich cause the world will make her rich. lmao Im 90% wrong but ehh balance is overrated.
