0:00 AWOOP JUMESCARE

16:49 “the geneva convention has DLC” 😭😭😭😭😭

What about trespassing?

47 might have a promising career in Boeing's Human Resources.

Pulling a alarm for no reason is a crime

Trespassing trespassing you really didn’t think about trespassing

4:56 great usage of Sayo-nara, though wasn't expecting it lol

Underrated

handling salmon in suspicious circumstance is a deep cut! one of my favorite obscure laws

hey man you didnt break every law

This one almost made ne unsubscribe

#freejones

Could have poisoned Silvio before setting up the trail to his mother's bedroom. If you get the chef disguise you can attempt to recreate his mom's signature pasta.

NO NO NO YOU SHOUD'T CARE ABAUT SILENT ASASSIN DO WITHOUT CAREING

17:40 Imagine being that soldier, and seeing the crazy violent war criminal take pity on you, like, he'd remember him as the "Terrorism? yes. bio-weapons? yes. mal-treatment of POWs? THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE F*CKING LINE!" guy

erm actually possession of fire arms is legal both in us and uae, however in uae its only permited for civilians only

You're welcome for those conventions you got to break 🫡🇨🇦

I mean, while disguising yourself isn't exactly identity theft (since you're not taking the identity of a specific gaurd), it can still be identity identity FRAUD. This is like trying to escape the cops in GTA while following traffic laws

bro the save of John need to be an achivement

2:28 is that Cat Bird music?

I can't believe you didn't do the paris mission and wreck the lighting rig, think of the monetary losses

23:05 how you do that with the camera?

I calling 911

not sure if anyone else said this but in sapienza there is a boat where you can shoot the bells on it in a specific order to cause it to be taken by the kraken, seems appropriately evil.

I saw a trespassing on the mini map

The Promise at 21:48 got me chuckling

I don't like how much the intro sounds like he's describing himself in real life

:D He brought up the Geneva *suggestion* !!! :))))

This is exactly how i play Hitman. Exept more bodies everywhere. There should not be a single living thing on the map when im done

This is one of the best videos I’ve seen in a while

I’ve watched this video 5 times. It never gets old 😂❤

Berlin would be pretty simple. Your targets are trying to kill you, so killing them would be an act of self-defense.

One of the best hitman videos I've seen for a long time. Plz make more ❤

You forgot to do the most heinous of crimes: loitering

20:45 T-bagging?! You’ve gone too far now!!!! 😨

I would argue that a soldier being trapped in a box would be a prisoner of war if you have intended to kill other soldiers or a general

Stole from cheru

yo i just found your channel and your so funny, love your content my g keep it up (ps. playing the game is illegal so add that to the list) (jk)

Isn’t impersonating also illegal

It's called moral relativism. First step on a slippery .... Whoa, where did this banana peel and coin come fr... Whoops.

I know this comment is cliche and all but I expected this video to be from a 100k+ sub channel based on the quality but was surprised to look down and see under 20k

this just normal run at least once a day i fuck up and end up killing half the map lol

the fall guys music lmao (8:30)

ur sooo kind best law loving child i have ever met lol

6:06 software instability 💀

Bro is a good guy

Hitman, but Agent 47 BREAKS EVERY LAW

I really want to see a list of people who sent complaints to "your email" XD

This is the Vanitas to the last video's Ventus

You're underselling yourself, poisons are also illegal in war.