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Max Rosenblum is a stand up comic and writer.
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Panera Bread Tycoon Speaks Out
2:31
Месяц назад
Ghostwriter for Progressive Rallies
2:43
Месяц назад
Now, That's What I Call Resistance!
1:23
2 месяца назад
I stayed at the same hotel as the President
2:00
2 месяца назад
Thank You, Jews
3:12
4 месяца назад
A Typical Day in the Silo
1:21
6 месяцев назад
Seeing Gavin Newsom on your Wedding Day
1:12
7 месяцев назад
Комментарии
@Gspotgarage
@Gspotgarage 2 часа назад
All that adds up to being cheap joke
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose 2 часа назад
Too white, not white enough, frugal through and through 💸
@DadBod1818
@DadBod1818 3 часа назад
😐💀😐💀😐💀😐
@2BluntsLater
@2BluntsLater 4 часа назад
Well the far left is mostly Jewish women
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose 3 часа назад
Gonna nitpick on this. Jewish women are mostly far left. The far left is not mostly Jewish women. Not enough of Jews to make it so.
@TechGently
@TechGently 4 часа назад
Far left sees you as Jewish “From the River to the Sea”. They’re not your friends.
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose 3 часа назад
To be clear, neither side is my friend.
@locksmithmuggle
@locksmithmuggle 4 часа назад
In reality no one gives a crap except you.
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose 3 часа назад
No one gives a crap about what?
@locksmithmuggle
@locksmithmuggle 3 часа назад
And FYI the laughs you got from that joke were pure pity.
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose 2 часа назад
With inflation the way it is, I'll take the laughs any way I can get them 👍
@amateurSkinhead
@amateurSkinhead 5 часов назад
Wow you could have just said youre a comedian
@celtiberian07
@celtiberian07 5 часов назад
Thats right
@Drazzkii
@Drazzkii 4 дня назад
What in the brainrot
@Randomcommenters
@Randomcommenters 5 дней назад
Can I be pointed towards this study? My sis says time out a lot so I need an argument. 😀
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose 3 часа назад
Study is: My own personal observation 👍
@Randomcommenters
@Randomcommenters 2 часа назад
@@mrmaxrose ooo tyy time to use it
@JakobHealy-df3cg
@JakobHealy-df3cg 7 дней назад
Bros look says he's on meth
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose 6 дней назад
Best comment ever! 🙌
@cyanbirdsstory4717
@cyanbirdsstory4717 6 дней назад
Ai.
@thejamescorwin
@thejamescorwin 10 дней назад
The ending joke was the best one in the whole video
@schultzeworks
@schultzeworks 13 дней назад
Amazing!
@niledemitri3079
@niledemitri3079 18 дней назад
This guy is a troll😂😂😂😂
@znul
@znul 23 дня назад
those poopers dont give a crap, oh wait they do give some
@hannahlistento100EAT
@hannahlistento100EAT Месяц назад
The “body positivity” seemed to me like the pendulum swinging the opposite direction and it’s weird to think healthy, not horribly underweight, women being told they’re too skinny It’s like standing in a politically correct minefield and the kicker is you’re only hurt by the explosions if you care about inclusivity in the first place It’s really funny tho to me that both Ellen and Lizzo can be women in power who foster horrible working environments Like between the two of them you have almost the entire range of sizes women tend to be
@LewReviews
@LewReviews Месяц назад
Its because half the people are dead that's why in ten years everyone will be dead and the movement done
@danielsmith225
@danielsmith225 Месяц назад
Wild lol
@InspectahPatio
@InspectahPatio Месяц назад
Everyone was expecting a good joke, but it never really came. My constructive criticism is to listen to the people here, that really was pretty weak, keep going but stay humble and know that not every joke is a good joke.
@haventthoughtofanameyet6364
@haventthoughtofanameyet6364 Месяц назад
Found the chubbo
@InspectahPatio
@InspectahPatio Месяц назад
@@haventthoughtofanameyet6364 nah nah, I'm all for making fun of people who don't care about their health, but this set was just lazy. It's like he watched the recent Southpark episode and tried to piggyback off of it. Go watch Quinn Dahle if you want to see some proper comedy.
@SYNERGY915
@SYNERGY915 Месяц назад
He actually has a joke in there just has to work it out and find it
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
😂 I wrote this joke in November, and this clip you're watching was recorded in March. So nothing was piggybacked off of South Park. I'm surprised people don't know what RU-vid "shorts" are. You refer to this "set" as "lazy" but it's not a set. It's a 40 second joke pulled from a full 15 minute set. That's the internet. You get small clips out of context, and if you like it you can look more into the person or podcast for the full portfolio of work.
@haventthoughtofanameyet6364
@haventthoughtofanameyet6364 Месяц назад
@@InspectahPatio i love quinn dale as well, but youre simply wrong is all, pal
@bunkstravy3882
@bunkstravy3882 Месяц назад
Reminds me of a mark normand
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
This made my day. Pls subscribe! I put out regular stand up comedy videos and sketches.
@AlexM-xb3cz
@AlexM-xb3cz Месяц назад
Don’t disrespect mark like that
@bunkstravy3882
@bunkstravy3882 Месяц назад
@@AlexM-xb3cz you're being a hater bro. For an up and coming standup his confidence is great and he keeps a rooms attention. Also if you listen or watch Mark normands sets you'd understand what I'm saying.
@AlexM-xb3cz
@AlexM-xb3cz Месяц назад
@@bunkstravy38825 laughs is not keeping the rooms attention 😂. And I obviously watch mark hence the “don’t disrespect him like that”
@bunkstravy3882
@bunkstravy3882 Месяц назад
​@@AlexM-xb3cz you post a video at Cobbs where literally anyone laughs and I'll shut up. Walking on stage doesn't count bc I'm sure laughter is a given in that moment
@bunkstravy3882
@bunkstravy3882 Месяц назад
That shit was funny dude 😂😂😂😂
@SPACEKNOCKERZ76
@SPACEKNOCKERZ76 Месяц назад
All these moments only effect you if you’re online too much
@josephsmith3976
@josephsmith3976 Месяц назад
😂
@000hobbes
@000hobbes Месяц назад
That was weak
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
Serious question: Weak in what respect?
@PEACEOUTPAT
@PEACEOUTPAT Месяц назад
@@mrmaxrose Talk about things that you get excited to talk about Or if you're going to write jokes about topical humor, try to keep your references up to date and prioritize relevance because people feel smart and happy when they hear a joke about something that literally just happened... Lizzo and fat people are kind of bruised and low-hanging fruits for a mediocre joke that has literally nothing to do with you or anything at all really Substance or something, you got everything you need to succeed, keep doing exactly what you're doing but maybe do it a little differently each time until you end up finding a cozy niche to settle into
@jordanr8484
@jordanr8484 Месяц назад
Totally disagree, that just needed a better crowd connection. That shit’s funny as hell
@CrustaceousB
@CrustaceousB Месяц назад
Weak crowd maybe.
@cloudn9ne273
@cloudn9ne273 Месяц назад
​@@PEACEOUTPAT90% bud. But hey cool videos
@IAmASheepEnjoyer
@IAmASheepEnjoyer Месяц назад
So what you're saying is, you aren't doing fine?
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
I'll never say for sure.
@jeremyd8778
@jeremyd8778 Месяц назад
Why men dont want to get married anymore?
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
Are you asking me?
@karsaorlong666
@karsaorlong666 Месяц назад
SHHHHHHUUUUUUTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
Haha, perhaps I was asking too politely
@scottfree641
@scottfree641 Месяц назад
Then Sasquatch leaps out of the woods with 4 of them under his arms. Then the real screaming happens. Forward flash and there's 6 foot tall teen hybrids being reported all along the towns edge.
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
You just went there.
@katesear7631
@katesear7631 Месяц назад
Those banshees need padded cells and straight jackets not the forest
@caseykissinger9800
@caseykissinger9800 Месяц назад
Imagine camping and hearing that shit. 😮
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
Imagine? I had to live it 😂
@caseykissinger9800
@caseykissinger9800 Месяц назад
@@mrmaxrose Oh damn.
@pawerobak9709
@pawerobak9709 Месяц назад
Apes don't need man 😂
@sorenbaek9626
@sorenbaek9626 Месяц назад
Camp Karen
@JoeCeuz
@JoeCeuz Месяц назад
White people are weird
@lanepeabody-uh5xq
@lanepeabody-uh5xq Месяц назад
Rabies???
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
Ragies 😂
@juniorbarra8296
@juniorbarra8296 Месяц назад
Let me guess....americans?!?!....😂😂😂😂😂
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
Seems like a safe bet
@brianmcgarry1632
@brianmcgarry1632 Месяц назад
Even the bears ran away.
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
Hahaha
@doctorartphd6463
@doctorartphd6463 Месяц назад
Satan's daughters.....
@ineedmoneyg
@ineedmoneyg Месяц назад
This is what you get when you vote for Biden 🤣
@davidbeaulieu4815
@davidbeaulieu4815 Месяц назад
With trump you get the same with less teeth.
@darkiee69
@darkiee69 Месяц назад
Looks and sounds more like Grumpers to me..
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
It would be funny is these women turned out to be big Trump supporters 😂
@beckymccauley7543
@beckymccauley7543 Месяц назад
Just watched a doc on children's kidnap away reprogram camps, and they did this......... what am i watching😂
@jamesrichey5334
@jamesrichey5334 Месяц назад
Did she poison ivy on her face?
@magdapopescu9627
@magdapopescu9627 Месяц назад
Would you rather be in the woods with a woman or a bear?
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
The next big question we should all be asking 😅
@joshjohnson3968
@joshjohnson3968 Месяц назад
🐻: Don't bring me into this convo....I'm wild... But they craaazy !
@bar0nv0nheimat94
@bar0nv0nheimat94 Месяц назад
Imagine taking a walk in the woods and hearing that coming from a random direction
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
Imagine? I lived it!
@Darsana777
@Darsana777 Месяц назад
Man or Bear? LOL
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
Isn’t the best defense against a bear being loud?
@henryreed5641
@henryreed5641 Месяц назад
im staying single because my match is probably in that video lol
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
If that is in fact true, it’s a good call 😂
@ElChiste
@ElChiste Месяц назад
"Here we see an animation showing how some of the first homo sapiens learned how to use weapons like sticks and rocks"
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
😂😂
@arlenegrundy7671
@arlenegrundy7671 Месяц назад
You wouldn’t be referring to 2001: A Space Odyssey would you? 😂
@movienutcracker9756
@movienutcracker9756 Месяц назад
dude the good jew part legit cracked me down
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
Thank you!
@knoxsouthy
@knoxsouthy Месяц назад
Don't you have a soul?
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
What is my channel labeled as?
@knoxsouthy
@knoxsouthy Месяц назад
@@mrmaxrose so not cool pretending to be a radical speech writer. And no I didn't see it was a comedy until you messaged
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
"pretending" is "acting". You'll see it a lot in film and television. Perhaps I was just that convincing.
@Professor3Ddave
@Professor3Ddave Месяц назад
Love this Maximum Comedy Gold.
@MattBraynardChannel
@MattBraynardChannel Месяц назад
super relatable.
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
🤝
@evanwiechert3168
@evanwiechert3168 Месяц назад
How to lose your sanity 101
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
Trust me, I know.
@wanderingghost7324
@wanderingghost7324 Месяц назад
I once slept for only 1 hour and half before working the next day . Then i will slept for half an hour in break. Every thing felt..like in underwater and i feeling high strung. Also for some reason, i also felt like i had inhaling hydrogen balloon. It's like breathing ozones accumulation.
@mrmaxrose
@mrmaxrose Месяц назад
Praying for you my friend 🙏
@wanderingghost7324
@wanderingghost7324 Месяц назад
@@mrmaxrose Thanks, I think it getting worse now. I can go without eating anything for almost 12 to 13 hours. I gained energy from the sun from the wake and one glass of chocolate drink at 5-6 pm every day. Everyday..i feel closer to God, I think. The problem is I didn't feel fear towards the changes that I make. 🕊️