Lol😂 you’re a brave man admitting this online Ian. I once had this issue whilst putting gas in a motorbike tank behind a fat ass rock in gale force winds on the Argentina pampa. The low pressure behind the rock sucked up the fuel before it went into the tank. Less dramatic than peeing in your own face but quite a drama considering the distance to the next tankstation!
No hate or anything, but it is expected for men to remove their hats when entering an Orthodox Church. Just remember that the next time you pay a visit =)
I'd be between trees and always prop up the bike and hang my hi-viz clothing at the entrance. If multiple entry points then pile up bags & other gear to hang hi-viz. .
The hat worn by the smoker guy on the lawnmower could be from India in the mountains region abutt the Himalayan range and is called Bushehri topi or Kullu cap.