This is horrible you are getting blocked and reported Doug I’m vomiting crying ripping my hair out and smearing shit on the walls I was forced against my will to watch this against my will by terry dickstein Miller.
I just did my school's version of Shrek: The Musical yesterday. I was Pinocchio, and I had the same problem with the straps on the lederhosen as this guy who played Pinocchio! They pinned it up, but they kept falling down! XD So, I get you man!
Okay..... so I know you tried and I very much appreciate the effort to contribute to the art of theatre and the craft. But this is without a doubt one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to watch in my entire life and I’m pretty sure it classifies as hazing.