Greetings, mortal. Some of you sub-beings may address me with aliases such as: reddit moderator, discord moderator, neckbeard, soyboy, and failure. I can assure you, with my exceptional physical prowess of being 400 pounds as well as my remarkable katana proficiency, I will conquer this mortal plane of existence. Unfortunately, the only thing holding me back is the journey of leaving my mothers basement. I must train for another 100 years for this perilous campaign. As a form of distraction from the horrors called “sunlight”, I can spend my time on reddit hating on tiktok normies and power banning anyone that DARES disagree with my all mighty opinion. And if you do try to take me on in combat in a virtual game, beware. I will send the wrath of a myriad of neckbeards upon you. Until then, I will spend my time masturbating to 1000 year old anime girls that look like children (no it doesn’t make me a pedophile shut up non existent father).