Shakhtar Donetsk: Oh my gosh Napoli, run while you still can! *watches the battle from the sidelines with his besties Sparta Praha and S.S Lazio* at least I’m the equalizer for the champions league, also Bayern, Dortmund, and City all have at least one Champions League victory an Madrid has 15 champions league victories he has more than enough, I have one Europa league victory and zero Champions League wins at least I can try the best of my ability Sparta Praha: Ano, Shakhtar you both you and Madrid are really good Shakhtar Donetsk: I don’t think that Madrid’s story is similar to mine Sparta, I started out as a volunteer team of miners I got my name from the Soviet mining industry at least I try the best of my ability even though I am not able to do my home games in my my home city for 10 years and it’s hard to push through but I am able to persevere and be the best team I can be
Shakhtar Donetsk: Я бився з ним раніше в сезоні UCL 2013-2014. він надер мене в дупу в першому раунді, коли ми зіткнулися вдруге, це був Ніл-Ніл. він безсумнівно злий. він грає так само добре, як і я (me: Shakhtar is Ukrainian so I’ll translate: I’ve gone against him before back in 2013-2014 UCL season. he kicked my ass first round the second time we faced off it was Nill-Nill. he is vicious for damn sure. he plays just as well as me Sparta Praha: naštěstí jsem se s ním v UCL (zatím) nesetkal, ale určitě to budu mít na paměti (me: Sparta is Czech and thankfully I’m also learning Czech so I will translate: thankfully I haven’t faced off with him in UCL (yet) but I’ll be sure to keep this in mind)
