the reason mermaid man and barnacle boy are the size of the fishes is because they must have used mermaidman belt to shrink themselves in order to save bikini bottom of a danger,and then forgot how to get back their sizes,as it seems to be logical in the episode where bob received the belt and shrunk carlo
About this itch... the good news is that it's definitely not an STD. You would've had to have been laid at least once for that to be a possibility. Either that, or maybe someone who has been laid, has used your Fleshlight without your knowledge, but that's a stretch...no pun intended, lol. Seriously though, if you ever do land a date, (and I don't mean with a life-size doll), just take my advice, and maybe not talk about any of this shit...unless, like, you wanna make a video about how to dry up a vagina faster than telling her that you wanna go, "dutch", or whatever. Yeah. Don't do that either.
If you do another spongebob theory, I think there's something with sandy, her dome keeps changing the water intake and she's been mentioned constantly with the creators so just a thought!
I honestly feel like the warden doesn’t even exist and is just a further reinforcement of the delusion Mrs puff creates whenever she has to teach SpongeBob. She forces herself through the grater in order to keep her promise she made when she first opened Mrs puff’s boating school and it feels like a prison
