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Minimal List: Maximal Velocity and MORE!
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Welcome to Minimal List: Maximal Velocity. This is our second RU-vid Channel and here you can find extra tiller chats between Jo & Michael, realtime footage of our cruises, cooking videos and anything else we decide to upload!

Narrowboat Perseverance has been home to Jo, Michael and Springer Spaniel George since 2017 and together we have traveled the whole of the integrated network of canals and rivers in England.

On our main channel we release vlogs one or two times a week of our adventures afloat.

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My Quest for the Truth!
11:25
14 дней назад
It's Not What You Think it is!
5:35
21 день назад
E8 || Narrowboat Cruising in Lincolnshire
2:39:24
21 день назад
Don't Panic!
14:42
21 день назад
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@maggiekavanagh2801
@maggiekavanagh2801 22 минуты назад
That reminded me of my time in the ambulance service, and the many things that people inserted in various orifices... it made for interesting discussions in the pub.
@stoneroadstitching
@stoneroadstitching 2 часа назад
Thanks, this was really interesting. Love your talking at the tiller conversations.
@Jeff_Buck
@Jeff_Buck 6 часов назад
I have lived alongside, and boated on, the Norfolk Broads, so am aware of the need to moor facing into the flow. Tidal rivers add to the complexity, because you need to know the state of the tidal flow at any given time in order to moor up safely. Facing the flow with the right amount of throttle (matching the river flow) and a bit of tiller can effectively move the boat sideways relative to the land, something you can never achieve with the flow behind you
@caravanstuff2827
@caravanstuff2827 18 часов назад
My dream boat would be electric with a hydrogen fuel cell to charge the 10kw lithium ion sulphur battery bank with a 1000w of solar on the roof and a dual fuel burner with a wetback to heat the boat and water in the winter...now i just have to win the lottery!!!.🤣🤣
@edwardhoughton2565
@edwardhoughton2565 23 часа назад
Xx
@mikebyford5258
@mikebyford5258 День назад
what a w......er .................sadly all too common with narrow boat helms
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 7 часов назад
Just a little inexperienced and a lesson learnt for next time.
@wattster71
@wattster71 День назад
Trying to understand how to be safe again after a trauma is not easy. I hope that you give yourself enough of a break, and can enjoy the trips enough, to understand that you are amazingly resilient. Safe travels.
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 7 часов назад
Thanks for understanding.
@Nbwarriorlifeonthecut
@Nbwarriorlifeonthecut День назад
Thank you for sharing and do take care 🙏🏻
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 7 часов назад
Thank you! You too!
@gordonchapman222
@gordonchapman222 2 дня назад
Whatever your future may bring, I just hope you keep documenting it on this channel. I still can't believe we left Europe, popping across the channel would've have been a great idea. I wish you had elaborated on 'The world that Elon Musk is after'. Another great vlog, thanks for sharing
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 2 дня назад
Thanks for watching and for the support!
@eekee6034
@eekee6034 2 дня назад
Years ago, I found I got on with furries much better than with most people. I didn't have a self-identity at the time, tried a few things, and found pixie seemed to fit rather well -- especially when I could excuse my shortcomings with, "I only have a little pixie brain." ;) Unfortunately, the conflict inside was real, I'm a jumble of mismatched parts, and I'm back to not having a self-identity. So sorry to hear about your first dog vanishing, Michael, and your present concern. 🤗 Cornwall is nice. Or I should say Devon and Dorset are nice, Cornwall is even better! But I think lots of places are nice all along the South Coast. I don't know the rest of the country so well, but I'm just outside the Peak District right now and we have some stunning views even outside the actual Peak District. A routine would greatly improve my mental health, but my mental and physical health won't let me have one. And part of it is, yeah, my obsessive tendances can't be satisfied; they'll always find something more to obsess about. I like to type. You'd never gess, would you? ;) Oogh, Tumblr! I like webcomics -- amateur comics basically. I'm always on the look out for more, but when I see a comic is on Tumblr I just don't even bother clicking any more. Trying to catch up with the story or to re-read (which I do a lot) is just too much work. Ooh.. yeah, writing about your problems... I left a lot out of my first paragraph here. I'm sure I'll appreciate the results of your effort, Michael.
@PaulFouche-z1v
@PaulFouche-z1v 2 дня назад
I never celebrate my birthday and when someone asks my age I actually have to stop and work it out..... because I spend so much time in the afr8can bush I forget my birthday.. normally get back to within cellphone signal and I have 100's of birthday wishes.
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 2 дня назад
Yeah. Birthdays have got far less important to me as I’ve gotten older. Funny isn’t it.
@terenceseymour-tf8rptassie725
@terenceseymour-tf8rptassie725 2 дня назад
50 is a milestone birthday I will be turning 70 next year
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 2 дня назад
70 wow!
@mistywolf312
@mistywolf312 3 дня назад
Feels like Michaels brain is a damn sight lighter after that :0 I wish I could ramble on like that. What I got from it is, Short term plan is make George happy, Long term plan is touch some new grass and clear your head a bit, how you get to those goals will be the adventure. And 50... bah, been there done that, its only a problem for those who feel like they haven't achieved milestones, and milestones are just rocks that occasionally get in the way, ignore them.
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 2 дня назад
Wise words. Thank you
@lesleym6952
@lesleym6952 3 дня назад
Thank you for that - this tiller talk is quickly becoming my favourite and I’m so glad you feel comfortable talking about these things. I hope it helps you and others. Much love to the 3 of you 🥰
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 2 дня назад
Thanks Lesley. X
@billlewis2401
@billlewis2401 3 дня назад
Absolutely wish you two the best, regardless what the future brings. Your perspectives on MH are incredibly valuable for those who hear and can relate. Thank you.
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 3 дня назад
Much appreciated! Thank you.
@iandavenport8423
@iandavenport8423 3 дня назад
Have you been approached by Narrow Escapes?
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 3 дня назад
We can neither confirm or deny.
@susanpgi1579
@susanpgi1579 3 дня назад
Michael, I have the perfect antidote for you. My husband is a northerner and says that you haven’t lived until you’ve gone to Blackpool, seen the lights, stayed in a crummy b&b and drank Guinness from a plastic glass!! All sorted! Why on earth would you want to go to India instead? 🤣🤣🤣 Truthfully - we love India too. I hope you can get there eventually; it will always be waiting to calm and hug you. A talking book could be your answer as many people I know use them all the time particularly commuting or driving. Take care and hugs for George. NB Dr Syn
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 3 дня назад
Thank you. Blackpool should be fun. A temporary distraction if nothing else and my dad will enjoy it which is the most important thing. Not sure about the Guinness though. Will have to have a think on that one. Thanks for the kind words and encouragement.
@theleftyboater
@theleftyboater 3 дня назад
If you do the Hudds narrow west give me a shout and I’ll do some locks for you. I’m local to lock 15w ❤❤
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 3 дня назад
Thanks for the offer. That really is very kind of you.
@theleftyboater
@theleftyboater 3 дня назад
@@MinimalListMaximalVelocity no problem. I know how difficult this canal can be. I’ve done it solo more times than I can remember 🤣
@MarcelEling
@MarcelEling 3 дня назад
big plans ahead❤
@MarcelEling
@MarcelEling 3 дня назад
I'm loving the trips in my campervan and trying to feel other countries. And connect to other people what is still difficcult.
@MarcelEling
@MarcelEling 3 дня назад
I'm loving the trips in my campervan and trying to feel other countries. And connect to other people what is still difficcult.
@MarcelEling
@MarcelEling 3 дня назад
Ii'm iin Sweden now🎉
@MarcelEling
@MarcelEling 3 дня назад
thnx for sharing
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 3 дня назад
fingers crossed.
@KatelynsAdventures707
@KatelynsAdventures707 3 дня назад
Hi Jo & Micheal, I like to do something special away on every 5 yr bday, I’m 70 this year and off to Darwin. I like to do things that involve a flight. May I suggest you put these tiller chats into a podcast. ( or they already and Ive missed it) Would be great to listen to when driving. I enjoy the chats. Glad George is in the mend 🤗 have a good week guys, 🩷🩷🙏🙏
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 2 дня назад
A podcast is a good idea and something we have wanted to do for a while but we couldn’t record them on the back of the boat as the engine noise would be too distracting without the context of the video. Hopefully we’ll work out a way of doing it at some point soon.
@lakelady57
@lakelady57 3 дня назад
I did the Tongariro Crossing in high school for science projects, back in the mid 70's and also would love to walk the Camino but financially that would not be likely at this stage of my life. I am with you re George, I would just spend all of my time worrying and then regret if they passed or when they have passed, and I wasn't there. You are Mum and Dad and although it is tough it is also so heartfelt to know they passed calmly in love. Love the plans, they keep you busy and it is always fun to see how they eventuate. Hope you can get over the Pennines, an area that does interest me. Not only the assault but Covid has made life different for not only yourselves but a lot of us, again any plans have diverged or morphed into something completely different. I love how you are battling on and can see possibilities. xx
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 2 дня назад
Thanks for the wise words and support.
@btrowbridge8958
@btrowbridge8958 3 дня назад
Would Can you give us a tour of your renovated boat?
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 3 дня назад
Yes! Coming soon!
@btrowbridge8958
@btrowbridge8958 2 дня назад
@@MinimalListMaximalVelocity Thank you
@gailpz4764
@gailpz4764 3 дня назад
I would love to read/listen to your mental health experience, I think it would be interesting to hear of another’s similar situation x
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 3 дня назад
Thanks for the encouragement. We hope you are doing alright.
@KatePhiz
@KatePhiz 3 дня назад
High level programming languages are an abstraction from assembler which is itself an abstraction from machine code. I am old enough to have programmed in assembler but who these days does that? But we are about to add a new abstraction - AI. It's about to make programming accessible to many more people.
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 3 дня назад
My problem with AI is that all it can do is remix what it was trained on; it’s not a new abstraction, it’s a new kind of copy and paate, but in which what you’re copying and pasting is the mean of what publicly available *on the internet* code happens to have some vague and unexplainable relationship with your prompt. I have seen it generate LOTS of vaguely sensible, but subtly buggy, code, exactly the sort of code I’d expect for students and other amateurs to have posted in statistically significant volumes on freely scrapable code repos, but NOT the functioning, well proven and battle-tested professionally vetted code that exists only in closed source repos that are DEFINITELY not able to be scraped for free. LLMs will enable people who can’t read high level programming languages to generate deeply flawed code in high level (and therefore low level) languages they therefore can’t vet, can’t test, and definitely can’t formally verify. I don’t think AI will kill us. But I do think AI used by humans to generate code will kill a lot of us. M
@eekee6034
@eekee6034 2 дня назад
I use this "plain English programming" system which isn't AI, it essentially compiles pseudocode. I'm finding it's much easier to read the code. I've picked it up much faster than any other language. I've spent much less time with it than I have with C or Forth, but I'm more comfortable with it. However, the elements of programming which are not language as such are not going so well. The particular system I'm using -- the particular language except it's all English -- is hardly safer than C, and I have a tendency to forget when I need to allocate memory. :) I'm using CAL-4700 from "The Osmosian Order of Plain English Programmers", and the blog is the place to go if you want to look it up. An Español Llano also exists, but I couldn't find it. If you want it, I'm sure the Osmosian Order could point you in the right direction. Sometimes I daydream about adding automatic allocation and garbage collection to CAL-4700, it would be about as easy as such a job could be, but I need more experience with the language first. Ultimately, there could be a whole family of "plain English" languages. There's already a 2nd one called Idiom, though it uses punctuation in strange non-English ways. (I'd tell you how to find it if I could make sense of its creator Mike Gonta's sites.)
@grahambates1740
@grahambates1740 3 дня назад
68 in a few days time, Michael, 50 is a breeze! You're ultra fit and have wonderful partners in Jo and George. Try to count your blessings. I've zero experience of MH issues so I'm not minimising your burdens in any way my friend. Keep well.
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 2 дня назад
Happy birthday! MH issues are really hard to understand unless you or someone you are very close to experiences them. Thanks for choosing your works with kindness.
@grahambates1740
@grahambates1740 2 часа назад
@@MinimalListMaximalVelocity Thank you. Both my late uncle and brother had/have MH issues. I've learned in life that one cannot understand everything in life and an external viewer cannot begin to understand the undeniably awful consequences of the condition. So I accept and try to support, but saying stuff like "I understand" is meaningless and unhelpful to the sufferer. Peace brings comfort to me, I hope that you find moments of peace too.
@benmillward7765
@benmillward7765 3 дня назад
But are there even enough human beings to fix all the bad code that's already been written!? Or do we have to incentivise the monkeys to help?
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 3 дня назад
Yes, there’s enough human beings, IFF those human beings can be taught to read the most important languages we’ve ever created. I say employ them before we try to get the monkeys involved, not a job we want done for literal peanuts (or bananas). M
@maggiekavanagh2801
@maggiekavanagh2801 4 дня назад
All very interesting and also fascinating. I hope the book happens, I'd love to read it, but can also understand the struggle to write it as someone who also has PTSD and mental health issues. Sounds like you've got the immediate future sorted, I hope you realise the other travel plans. In the mean time you have Blackpool to look forward to. Take good care you three.
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 2 дня назад
Thanks Maggie. Sorry to hear of your struggles with PTSD. It’s so hard isn’t it
@maggiekavanagh2801
@maggiekavanagh2801 23 часа назад
@@MinimalListMaximalVelocity Very hard, I take one day at a time. And I am under the care of the local mental health team. Take care
@mikethomas2138
@mikethomas2138 4 дня назад
I’d love to hear how Blackpool Illuminations were explained to Michael, but I’m looking forward to Michael’s description of Blackpool Illuminations after he has seen them, even more. Please promise me that that will be a subject of a future tiller talk. 😉
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 2 дня назад
Great idea. Watch this space! Thanks
@beverlyberesh8469
@beverlyberesh8469 4 дня назад
Hugs all round!
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 2 дня назад
Thank you. Hope you are doing ok x
@edsageseamaster3440
@edsageseamaster3440 4 дня назад
It really sounds like you’ve got a great short terms plan sorted and some incredible ideas for the future. George is an amazing boy and I’m sure just makes your lives complete. Take care to both of you and safe passage.
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 2 дня назад
Thank you
@garyp8471
@garyp8471 4 дня назад
Never been a plan maker my self, but hopefully all your plans come true and work out. All the best
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 2 дня назад
Thank you
@StormwatchDruid
@StormwatchDruid 4 дня назад
Thoughts at this time to you Michael as you turn 50, I turn 60 just after new year yikes nothing planned yet. All the best to George dog.
@ziggarillo
@ziggarillo 4 дня назад
Europe has magnificent waterways
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 4 дня назад
Yeah, we'd really love to see them.
@ziggarillo
@ziggarillo 4 дня назад
@@MinimalListMaximalVelocityPeople have taken their narrow boats over, you don't have to cross in it.
@composimmonite3918
@composimmonite3918 4 дня назад
​@ziggarillo have you any idea how much that costs?!😮
@apc108
@apc108 4 дня назад
I'm listening and paying attention, but I'm thinking, that doesn't look like the River Trent!
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 4 дня назад
It's not. This was the Chesterfield Canal. :-)
@apc108
@apc108 4 дня назад
@@MinimalListMaximalVelocity Thanks. This channel is a little in front of the main one! I'd just worked it out. I was searching online for Bridge 62 and bridge 63. There are so many bridges with those numbers on so many waterways! For Michael's information, there was an interesting programme on Radio 4 maybe last year, about how software development is growing In Kenya. Young people involved with lots of start-ups.
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 4 дня назад
That’s good to know. I’ll pass that on. Thanks so much.
@eekee6034
@eekee6034 2 дня назад
@@MinimalListMaximalVelocity I didn't know you're coming up this way! Though I say "this way," but I don't think I've ever quite made it to the connected part of the Chesterfield. It's quite a ride away. I'd like to try to meet up, if only for a bit. If you want to, let me know when you're near Kiveton Park or somewhere. :)
@ScholarGypsyOx
@ScholarGypsyOx 5 дней назад
No lifejackets, and the way the skipper is standing on the stern desk is just asking for an accident! Push the tiller, don't pull it!
@everydaysabonus
@everydaysabonus 5 дней назад
The most sensible video of boating advice I’ve seen for a long time 👍thanks for sharing. It’s on equal par with the advice of approaching West Stockwith Lock by turning round and approaching from the right not the left 👍
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 4 дня назад
Thank you.
@justroonhere
@justroonhere 5 дней назад
This is the life...
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 4 дня назад
Its a good way to spend life.
@caz-nbgalatea1528
@caz-nbgalatea1528 6 дней назад
We all started not knowing. Now they do!
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 6 дней назад
Exactly, they were so lovely too and happy to take advise.
@caz-nbgalatea1528
@caz-nbgalatea1528 6 дней назад
@@MinimalListMaximalVelocity a job well done then 🙏
@beverlyberesh8469
@beverlyberesh8469 6 дней назад
A lesson well learned I would think. Nice of Jo to help them!
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 6 дней назад
Michael is rubbing off on me!
@gordonchapman222
@gordonchapman222 6 дней назад
At first I couldn't understand why you would post this video, don't all boat owners know how to moor correctly and safely? Apparently not. As you had all this on film anyway, I applaud you for publishing it as an example on how to moor correctly in fast flowing water. I am sure many will watch and learn and it may save them from more than a few bumps and possibly from damage. Great little short vlog, thanks for sharing 👍👍
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 6 дней назад
Thank you. We don't know what we don't know! I hope this is useful to someone.
@stevenrix7024
@stevenrix7024 5 дней назад
I guess it depends on the speed of the flow. Maybe people have successfully moored up previously when the flow was pretty mild and haven’t appreciated how much harder it can be at other times. (There’s a very weak flow on the Llangollen Canal, but not enough to have much impact on navigation. Of course, it’s not practical to flip the boat around on a narrow canal, unlike the wide river shown here…)
@RealLuckless
@RealLuckless 6 дней назад
Also a good example of how a single point line offers almost no real control or options. Having two points of connections offers actual options, but in this case it still might not have been enough control with a bow and mid line to let a single person safely haul in against that current. The force behind moving water adds up quickly.
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 6 дней назад
It always make sense to work with the forse of the water.
@everydaysabonus
@everydaysabonus 6 дней назад
Amazing 👍
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 6 дней назад
Thank you!
@brendamartin7280
@brendamartin7280 8 дней назад
Wonderful!!! thank you xoxo
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 7 дней назад
Thanks Brenda
@benmillward7765
@benmillward7765 8 дней назад
No comment!?
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 8 дней назад
Fair enough haha
@brendamartin7280
@brendamartin7280 9 дней назад
Hi from calif
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 8 дней назад
Hi Brenda
@brendamartin7280
@brendamartin7280 11 дней назад
❤ Love seeing you
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 8 дней назад
Aw, thank you.
@brendamartin7280
@brendamartin7280 11 дней назад
I love watching your videos ❤️ thank you
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 8 дней назад
You are so welcome!
@tonyclark4993
@tonyclark4993 11 дней назад
About time you did a slow vlog, M you look so thin ! I hope you are well carry on the crusade both of you. 5:50
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 8 дней назад
There will be a new realtime one soon.
@marionjohansson4235
@marionjohansson4235 13 дней назад
Oh my word, that makes my mouth water, I just spent 1 month Devon, the pies and sausage rolls! I put on 4 kg!!!!!!!
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 12 дней назад
Oh wonderful. A month in Devon sounds amazing.
@ChrisEsther
@ChrisEsther 13 дней назад
Make the full real time premium/pateron.
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity
@MinimalListMaximalVelocity 12 дней назад
It's an idea.