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@theaxer3751
@theaxer3751 3 дня назад
I once programmed a game of Snap when I was a kid, where I could set the reaction speed of the computer. I could still win it most of the time set on 100 ms, which amazes me knowing that Steven says it takes about 70 ms to process your vision alone.
@stephenfoster2945
@stephenfoster2945 7 дней назад
This program is bollocks .
@jamesedmonds7519
@jamesedmonds7519 21 день назад
Bearing your teeth at a monkey is a signal of aggression and really won't help matters. I had an encounter with a troop of wild capuchin monkeys in the Costa Rican mangroves, one even sat on my head. I kept my head down and avoided eye contact (as I tend to do as an autistic person anyway) and we pulled away unscathed. One monkey was acting very aggressively but fortunately didn't come too close, he took out his frustrations on the roof of the boat.
@AND-od5jt
@AND-od5jt 22 дня назад
5:42 What a stupid photo... would anyone think those two could lift a polar bear? They don't look like they could lift 200kg (mass) each...
@AnnaPondelik-wb2gn
@AnnaPondelik-wb2gn 3 месяца назад
how come that in this show Stephen is getting on my nerves??
@jamesedmonds7519
@jamesedmonds7519 21 день назад
Because he's an irritating, overly posh twit who thinks he's more intelligent than he is because he says things confidently. He often gets things wrong and it is quite irksome, especially when he does it to correct others in a very patronising tone. He's a bit of a prat really
@tamas5931
@tamas5931 3 месяца назад
Ian Robinson whipped himself an extra time that night after being corrected
@Whitehousebeetle
@Whitehousebeetle 3 месяца назад
Had to think about the Turing test. I think computers are almost there.
@BottleOfCoke
@BottleOfCoke 7 месяцев назад
Stephen Fry made an error on weight in lifts. It is only while the lift is accelerating upwards that you feel heavier, but when the lift decelerates, you will feel lighter. Moving down, the opposite happens. When the lift accelerates down, you will feel lighter, but when it decelerates, moving down, you will feel hearvier. While the lift is at a constant velocity, there is no difference at all.
@Bendylife
@Bendylife 7 месяцев назад
Fun fact, the turing test is considered obsolete now. The test is to have both a human and the AI have a text conversation and for a third person to try and guess who the human was. if the third person couldnt tell, the AI passed the test, but this doesnt tell us anything about the AIs level of understanding. Current chat systems emulate human writing without having any true level of understanding, by simply generating the most likely series of words. Its very good at it, so it can pass the test, but again, ot doesnt mean the AI thinks or understands anything other than data patterns.
@hedlund
@hedlund 14 дней назад
Fun fact: Turing-completeness is not going to be obsolete any time soon.
@calvinheslop2585
@calvinheslop2585 Год назад
So for any scientists if you had a piece of metal or something and apply heat and the object expands or in the opposite direction of lowering the temperature of it would it change the weight of the object at all? Also I had a friend who had those clap on clap off lights and he had to get rid of them because every time he and his girlfriend had sex his room would turn into a techno club and his girlfriend had that thing where flashing lights caused her to have a seizure.
@likmijnreet4542
@likmijnreet4542 Год назад
did Stephen say machines haven't passed the Turing test? They certainly have. And if you've ever chatted with an Amazon helpdesk worker you'll find out there are people who don't even pass the Turing test.
@Bendylife
@Bendylife 7 месяцев назад
It's true, and also the test is considered obsolete now, since current AI chat programs might be able to pass, but it doesn't gage the AIs intelligence at all. Current programs emulate human writing without having any true level of understanding, by simply generating the most likely series of words.
@jamesedmonds7519
@jamesedmonds7519 21 день назад
This episode is more than a decade old.
@Comrade_Jason
@Comrade_Jason Год назад
Bill Bailey's South African accent is on point.
@ruthielalastor2209
@ruthielalastor2209 Год назад
Sarah Millican knows how to light up a room. ✨
@happivaras
@happivaras 2 года назад
34:17~34:23 Bill you forgot the human species dedication to eradication of life on earth. Did you not mention it coz we will fail?
@smoath
@smoath 24 дня назад
🥱
@happivaras
@happivaras 2 года назад
And the award for dedication to killing endemic and worthwhile species murdered by a worthless oxygen thief goes sara milicun
@happivaras
@happivaras 2 года назад
6:48~7:02 & exactly why Sarah would you thank a childish fantasy magic skyman as opposed to Planck the actual real person who an actual measurement is named after.
@oxulucozcan4923
@oxulucozcan4923 2 года назад
"our panel is nor intelligent enough to give the wrong answer"
@jamesedmonds7519
@jamesedmonds7519 21 день назад
And yet one got the correct answer, albeit inadvertently.
@alanseymour1252
@alanseymour1252 2 года назад
A 28 second video introduction is very boring.
@stjimmy1642
@stjimmy1642 2 года назад
25:10 Robert hook = weird Al yankovic
@stjimmy1642
@stjimmy1642 2 года назад
That Ian Robinson guy I'd say is fuming with himself
@distantcoff7391
@distantcoff7391 2 года назад
6:53~7:03 NO Sarah it's thanks to Planck, not a gullible only desired, nor the grotesque oppressive despots that use it. Because Planck existed, unlike any of the many childish fantasy magic skymen, past, present or future. gibber on dullards arrogant misogynistic evil nonsense . .
@JeezVince
@JeezVince 2 года назад
I love Sarah Millican.
@paulvontarsus729
@paulvontarsus729 2 года назад
She seems to love being the only woman in the group.
@paddyo3422
@paddyo3422 2 года назад
still picking on wolves?
@TonyHavenMusic
@TonyHavenMusic 3 года назад
Bill Bailey rediscovering Manny in this episode 😍😍
@MultiMolly21
@MultiMolly21 3 года назад
There is no record of wolves attacking people. But if I were going to trek in wolf country, I'd carry along some high protein dog snacks , well wrapped; to toss, should some come along.
@spacesheep69
@spacesheep69 2 года назад
With that in your pocket, you're just makin sure they find you
@happivaras
@happivaras 2 года назад
Great idea hopefully you tried it & weren't full of toxic (to wolves) chemicals@the.time. Anyway if you did was it successful? No response is the best response in this sitch 🤞🤞🤞c'mon successful wolf hunt.
@jamesedmonds7519
@jamesedmonds7519 21 день назад
Probably the worst thing you could do.
@DRB-Octane
@DRB-Octane 4 года назад
31:29 "When is the present?" it is a logic trap, because "now" only works at the very moment you say it, then its no longer valid... semantics... the battlegrounds of the so called *intelligent* people...
@rarerubber
@rarerubber 4 года назад
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@RickD5468
@RickD5468 4 года назад
Robert Hook was the terrible one, he stole or tried to take credit for most of Newtons work, and the discoveries of several others.
@klarastern5597
@klarastern5597 4 года назад
Alan's reaction: 26:01 😂
@Hammern28
@Hammern28 4 года назад
This is absolutely something of the best to watch during these times. Makes ya smile and feel alive;)
@mmblue3986
@mmblue3986 3 года назад
4 months since your comment. And it’s still working.
@chaosordeal294
@chaosordeal294 4 года назад
Always sounded a lot like "No Woman No Cry" to me.
@dorothy1
@dorothy1 4 года назад
I adore Allen.
@luiseduardogomezdearandaju723
@luiseduardogomezdearandaju723 3 года назад
He comes in especially useful when assembling Ikea furniture
@a3aan__uit389
@a3aan__uit389 2 года назад
@@luiseduardogomezdearandaju723 He really is key
@GirGir183
@GirGir183 4 года назад
33:51 Once again, an untrue story. A chess computer would not play a game based on how it's opponent has been playing. How would it know that it's present opponent was the same person it had been playing against. And I don't know of any chess computer that would use this mode of play, no matter how weak it's opponent was.
@MrSimonmcc
@MrSimonmcc 4 года назад
*its in both cases.
@abhilashmessi31
@abhilashmessi31 4 года назад
It has to adapt. It would make no sense for it to have a preset sequence of rules
@ClaudeSac
@ClaudeSac 4 года назад
I don’t think you even know how to play. I am just not convinced.
@GirGir183
@GirGir183 4 года назад
@@MrSimonmcc it''s opponent...the opponent OF it. "The computer's opponent"...therefore... it's opponent.
@GirGir183
@GirGir183 4 года назад
@@ClaudeSac I have played much chess in the past. Against humans and computers.
@nobody-pr7fg
@nobody-pr7fg 4 года назад
Bees actually follow the co2 in your breath so if you can hold it as you run they won't locate you as well
@williamusrex6417
@williamusrex6417 4 года назад
Quite interesting!
@beenaplumber8379
@beenaplumber8379 2 года назад
I was swarmed by wasps once, and I had two thoughts: "AAGGHH!!!" and "RUN!!!" Holding my breath didn't feel like an option. They were nothing like killer bees of course. I wasn't even stung, and they let me go after running 200 m or so. (It felt like they followed me forever!) I had sat against a rock, covering the entrance to their nest (in a crack in the rock) for several minutes. I was wearing a leather jacket that apparently protected me from their stings while sitting and kept them sealed in as long as I sat there. When I moved though - they were like something from a horror movie. They were big, and there were hundreds of them at least. Clearly they just wanted to escort me away and admonish me not to block the entrance to their nest again, but to me is was The Swarm.
@happivaras
@happivaras 2 года назад
@nobody your "expertise" seems a little lacking, you know, lacking in facts and understanding of bees and what abilities they possess. Did ewe get told your ass ertion from a kiddy fiddler dressed in a dark robe or dress?and was it dribbling on about how a fictional magic skyman is your best friend? It's evident ewe can't distinguish between fantasy and reality.
@smoath
@smoath 24 дня назад
Scary
@prickyX
@prickyX 4 года назад
That portrait of Hook looks like Richard E Grant.
@christianbrix5211
@christianbrix5211 4 года назад
I reckon Christopher Walken
@bfkc111
@bfkc111 4 года назад
I think one could violently fall backwards, throwing the legs up fast, and then roll over (all on soft ground outside), and so get away from a snake, without just "turning around" to run. I bet something like that would work. The snake would probably go for the legs, but they go up fast, too high and directly out of the way.
@LisaMaryification
@LisaMaryification 4 года назад
You know this is all scripted, right? It's really obvious at times.
@DerEchteBold
@DerEchteBold 4 года назад
It's somewhat scripted here and there, maybe, but certainly not all of it. Otherwise they wouldn't have to edit together 30 or 45 minutes from 2 hours of filming.
@Dalarish
@Dalarish 4 года назад
Who cares? It is still funny
@robertadams8192
@robertadams8192 4 года назад
Ah, of course. There is, after all, no such thing as professional comedians who have years of experience at adlibbing!
@martinp1539
@martinp1539 4 года назад
@@DerEchteBold www.quora.com/How-much-of-the-QI-TV-series-is-scripted Not even a little bit scripted
@Khazandar
@Khazandar 2 года назад
It isn't. Steven has a loose script over questions to ask and so forth. The panelists are all improvising. There's no prep with QI.
@chikitabowow
@chikitabowow 5 лет назад
25:36 That got me laughing so hard lol
@hawkpaul8735
@hawkpaul8735 5 лет назад
Sarah's laugh makes me laugh too. She enjoys herself so much.
@TheAlps36
@TheAlps36 4 года назад
She's like the aunt you always want at parties
@luiseduardogomezdearandaju723
@luiseduardogomezdearandaju723 3 года назад
She's definitely the best of all comediennes they have on QI too
@paulvontarsus729
@paulvontarsus729 2 года назад
Yeah, with a courgette.
@justincronkright5025
@justincronkright5025 5 лет назад
19:00... Get back from saving children, relieving stress, etc. and 'Keep Still or Scarper Against your Boss(es)'... Or instead STOUTLY punch them in the nose as per Sarah's excellent suggestion!
@selinesbeau
@selinesbeau 5 лет назад
Isn't sound a motion rather than a physical thing?
@MultiMolly21
@MultiMolly21 3 года назад
not to mention light
@P-Switch5482
@P-Switch5482 25 дней назад
Neither are "motions", whatever that's supposed to mean. Sound is just vibration, that's literally all there is to it; and our ears perceive those vibrations as audible sound. But sound itself isn't a physical object, it's just the result of one or more things vibrating, and we hear those frequencies. Light behaves as a wave as well in version circumstances, however unlike sound, light is also a particle. There any many unbelievable things that are difficult to truly understand about light and how it behaves in different environments & in various conditions, but I'll leave those experiments & explanations to the scientists. And even though light consists of particles (photons), you'd think it WOULD have mass, yet it doesn't. Light is just fucked, to put it delicately lol.
@ClaudeSac
@ClaudeSac 5 лет назад
A one video channel with a more than 5 years old video that has over 11.000 views and only 27 likes. Now 28 likes. :-)
@andreaskarlsson5251
@andreaskarlsson5251 5 лет назад
69 now :)
@DerEchteBold
@DerEchteBold 5 лет назад
I'm regularly watching all QI episodes for a few years and I never came across this upload before. Also there wasn't any comment before yours, for over 5 years, and more than half of the views now are from the last two weeks, that's very odd. Maybe YT somehow didn't promote it because there's only this video on the channel ...and by some coincidence it came to the surface now.
@MrHerodoto
@MrHerodoto 5 лет назад
50 K views e 207 likes now!
@doctorpicardnononono7469
@doctorpicardnononono7469 4 года назад
512.
@ClaudeSac
@ClaudeSac 4 года назад
@@DerEchteBold I feel proud, knowing that I may just have contributed a bit. ;-)