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Craziest Poker Game In Las Vegas!! - Episode 3
13:59
6 месяцев назад
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@scottgarland335
@scottgarland335 20 часов назад
So wtf happened. Stupid video
@zakthedj
@zakthedj День назад
Jonathan actually blind straddled $100 in this hand. Made it harder to put him on such a strong holding
@jakepokervegas
@jakepokervegas 2 дня назад
Me quitaron la SAAAALSAAAA!! 😅
@RodneyBaldwin-gv7mc
@RodneyBaldwin-gv7mc 3 дня назад
David sucks he talks yo much...,.....please felt him
@Javier_Bear_Grill
@Javier_Bear_Grill 3 дня назад
Quien es la mujer?
@believednine6648
@believednine6648 3 дня назад
KK
@jasonverhoek4914
@jasonverhoek4914 3 дня назад
Horrible re pop. Ace ten off? With how many callers after a re pop already? Wtf
@AltheaGrey-tg7un
@AltheaGrey-tg7un 4 дня назад
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@richardbalistreri7631
@richardbalistreri7631 5 дней назад
That guy was a KOOK
@BoraxExterminator
@BoraxExterminator 5 дней назад
awful, awful, awful donk on the river. If she's bluffing she'll keep bluffing, if she hit a Q she'll bet again. Awful.
@rrabayramaroson7439
@rrabayramaroson7439 5 дней назад
dont tell all their names all the times..just the action and their positions for more dynamic content :)
@user-jt1ck2dv3x
@user-jt1ck2dv3x 5 дней назад
And David is probably regretting not having the balls to play that Jack Duce off suit he just folded he’s to easy to read whata BUM lol
@user-jt1ck2dv3x
@user-jt1ck2dv3x 5 дней назад
David folds like always if he doesn’t have Aces or Ace King suited he’s not in
@813oneup
@813oneup 5 дней назад
She will fold to you just cuz lol
@alanflanagan4983
@alanflanagan4983 6 дней назад
Horrible river check
@markcharboneau25
@markcharboneau25 6 дней назад
Megan wins just because
@ianwells6278
@ianwells6278 7 дней назад
She’s hot
@grantisshananaa4906
@grantisshananaa4906 7 дней назад
Ajazz losing the minimum on a cold deck. he comes out looking the better player.
@Moye-iw6ub
@Moye-iw6ub 7 дней назад
From all of the shorts I’ve seen….. Ajazz seems like one of those guys that are really good for the game. But that could just be how it looks from the shorts and he’s actually a solid player.
@MudStuffin
@MudStuffin 8 дней назад
Surprised she has aces when she opens 30x the bb
@davidbrittain1515
@davidbrittain1515 9 дней назад
Diabólica call
@douwevh
@douwevh 9 дней назад
Horrible call
@freckert457
@freckert457 10 дней назад
why do you guys give David action, he plays 5 hands a night, and its always kings or better.
@Kempzzzz
@Kempzzzz 10 дней назад
No stream tonight??😢
@DueceDuece_DooDoo_Dangler
@DueceDuece_DooDoo_Dangler 10 дней назад
Who's the chick drinking a whole bottle of liquor?
@theabsolutenuts
@theabsolutenuts 10 дней назад
You mean the Aqua Panna?? 🤣 that is Vixen (aka Megan)
@StanBarkington-bt7fu
@StanBarkington-bt7fu 10 дней назад
Man the other day I flopped the same straight with 4-6♠️ but since it was me, the flush came in on the turn and the board paired on the river
@davidevans5804
@davidevans5804 10 дней назад
Ember dilll😂 sing
@ckSport3000
@ckSport3000 11 дней назад
11 years ago, Tulalip Casino Poker Room, Marysville Washington (30 minutes from Seattle) I sat to the right of Grinder, who was in town with his family for a friends wedding. Mizrachi heard I was active duty military, thanked me for my service and was the coolest dude .. when NO cameras around. His mom entered the poker room, and he insisted his mom take a photo of us, despite signs saying NO cameras allowed. *** It's how people act when no cameras are around that counts. Momma Miz did a great job with her sons! Curtis, 57, now retired Navy and FULL TIME poker player / traveler, currently in the Philippines.
@theabsolutenuts
@theabsolutenuts 10 дней назад
@@ckSport3000 he is pretty damn awesome
@TomMac-dp4ei
@TomMac-dp4ei 11 дней назад
What's with all the fake views? Looks like you're multiplying legit views by 100 somehow. Why be fake?
@theabsolutenuts
@theabsolutenuts 11 дней назад
Seems pretty standard with all our previous Lives
@TomMac-dp4ei
@TomMac-dp4ei 10 дней назад
​@theabsolutenuts seems pretty standard that your live streams are inflated everytime then. No way, that you have 350 active viewers and then 1min after stream ends you have 55k in views, especially when there's no hole cards to sweat.Llike I said, with bots or whatever, you're multiplying actual views by 100
@theabsolutenuts
@theabsolutenuts 10 дней назад
@@TomMac-dp4ei 🤷🏻‍♂️
@nickborszich5860
@nickborszich5860 11 дней назад
Megan have OF?
@theabsolutenuts
@theabsolutenuts 10 дней назад
No she does not 🤣
@codys6040
@codys6040 11 дней назад
what in the world is this how u not going to show the other hand lmaooo
@primetimeneon4886
@primetimeneon4886 11 дней назад
I’m assuming he didn’t show
@justinz7974
@justinz7974 12 дней назад
You can’t “open” for $100 if there’s already action that took place. Don’t be dumb.
@noah_the_dm9702
@noah_the_dm9702 12 дней назад
Opening: “being the first to bet in a hand.” Calling the blind doesn’t count as betting. Don’t be dumb…
@justinz7974
@justinz7974 11 дней назад
@@noah_the_dm9702 a player can’t open if other players already limped in. Noob.
@boomerang8909
@boomerang8909 12 дней назад
David could've just shown the set without revealing the flush.😅😅😅
@kyleferguson4236
@kyleferguson4236 12 дней назад
Rachel is fucking fine 👀
@Nobody-210-Z80
@Nobody-210-Z80 12 дней назад
just bad poker calling with lousy 9s ew
@zakthedj
@zakthedj 13 дней назад
I wish I could remember what I had here!
@KalsinoJ9
@KalsinoJ9 13 дней назад
Love the mocking "oh no" at the end
@anthonyheffron5500
@anthonyheffron5500 13 дней назад
That turn scared me
@MattPierce-x4z
@MattPierce-x4z 14 дней назад
This video should be called "how not to play pocket kings"Why all the checking? Scared or something...lost a lot of money with those checks
@boomerang8909
@boomerang8909 15 дней назад
Can't fool that guy.
@zakthedj
@zakthedj 13 дней назад
I knew I was ahead but if I knew just how far ahead I would’ve just called because then she blasts her remaining stack on the river and I snap her off 😂
@jusurluck6094
@jusurluck6094 15 дней назад
Meagan playing poker poker
@tonyd7832
@tonyd7832 16 дней назад
Beginners
@theabsolutenuts
@theabsolutenuts 10 дней назад
Gotta start somewhere!
@angelacowens8291
@angelacowens8291 16 дней назад
Meg, you look like Molly with the nose. How cute is that?
@maniaco187
@maniaco187 16 дней назад
Most annoying shorts I’ve sat through
@user-ue3kw8qp6z
@user-ue3kw8qp6z 16 дней назад
Jonathan just shit on them hard. Really bad players
@theabsolutenuts
@theabsolutenuts 16 дней назад
Finally a win for Jonathan!
@user-ue3kw8qp6z
@user-ue3kw8qp6z 16 дней назад
@@theabsolutenuts 😂
@CaliRedwood817
@CaliRedwood817 17 дней назад
I feel like out 80+ videos with alot of them over 1,000$ you are past 100k$
@AllanahFigueroa
@AllanahFigueroa 18 дней назад
God damn they both played it poorly and scared lmao why is he not raising with 4 diamonds there lmao and u also putting scared money with the ace of diamonds lmao
@zakthedj
@zakthedj 19 дней назад
Jonathon’s K8 would’ve scooped 😂
@jonhughes7264
@jonhughes7264 19 дней назад
Should NOT check the flop there. Cant let the flush draws get a free card. Even though you're playing with massive fish.
@kadinschultz2179
@kadinschultz2179 19 дней назад
How are these guys playing high stakes