WHO IS ROB? HE IS A MAN OF MYSTERY! HE IS THE MODERN INDIANA JONES, A BADASS LIKE DIRTY HARRY AND A CAREFREE SOUL LIKE BIG LEBOWSKI, WITH A SPLASH OF NINJA SKILLS AND THE SMOOTHNESS OF A MARINE WEARING DRESS BLUES ON A SATURDAY NIGHT IN OCEANSIDE CALIFORNIA!
Hey America! Look at this. This is the type of man that built America. Reminds me of my dad. He was killed in the great Chicago fire when he tried to light a cigarette off of a burning building and he got to close and he burned his eyebrows off. The fire wasn’t what killed him, it was the fact he had drawn on eyebrows that made people think he was mad at them. Well one day he asked for a light and the guy thought my dad was copping an attitude because of his fake eyebrows and he was shot dead right where he stood. RIP.
@LiveLikeRob 😄 That's awesome. As a kid, I always imagined Seattle as a beautiful green mountain with huge trees and clean air. As an adult, i imagine drugged out zombie people in a high crime dystopian zombie land🤷🏻♂️ 😂 I'm joking but not joking, ya know.
Judt a ripoff of Dave Mustaine is all Metallica is. I will never see them. Ever. I have better bands to see than the pentatonic boring music metallica.
My dad was lost at sea last week. I really appreciate you making this video to remember all those poor souls claimed by Davy Jones’ locker. My dad would’ve never been out there but off the coast of Cape May but he got into a nasty fight with my step mom over who ate the last bag of cool ranch Doritos. Needless to say it got really heated and my step mom told him to go get his own cool ranch Doritos and so he set sail for the best batch of cool ranch out there that he could find. 24 hours late the sea took him. May he rest in peace.
In case anyone was wondering what the joke my smaj was talking about it was the most brutal purple nurple ive ever received. He destroyed my left nipple to the point that I now get 40% from the VA for my inability to be intimate with my life partner
I used to be stationed at Gowen Field and one Monday morning I failed a uniform inspection because, to be honest, I was ate up from the floor up. So long story short I came to this place to get my uniform squared away. The jokers sent me away with a Marine Corps NCO cover and navy neckerchief for my army greens. We’ll fast forward to the next day for my reinspec and I’m there in my Marine combo cover and neckerchief with my army class As. My smaj literally kicked me in the nuts and then told me that if I thought his army was a joke he would show me what a joke was. Long story short kids. Join the Salvation Army and get your life right and fight for your right to party
This place Pojos is the straight criznatee. My mom told me that she met my dad at pojos playing Uktra Mortal Kombat back in the 90s. She whooped my dad good cuz he always played as Sonya Blade and Sonya sucks. Long story short, my dad went to prison shortly after that for making threats against the Boise mayor Dirk Kepthorne and my mom had me believing just up until my 30th birthday that my real dad was sub-zero.
Just in my grave, chilling, eating some popcorn. And also running out of oxygen and air, but hey, i’ve tried banging on the roof of the coffin telling them to let me out and they’ve got the wrong person, but they didn’t answer. Anyways hope i survive 😅
i used to love the super china buffet, it was my family's favorite restaurant. after covid they had to cut their selection of food in half and now its sadly a shell now
Nvm. He ran to the weave store. Sorry everybody. My dad is a big liar. He just got in the car and went and bought a weave. He didn’t run anywhere. My father is a hack fraud. I wish Live Like Rob was my dad
