Yo you, YES YOU OL' BUDDY OL' PAL! It's me, Captain Cleanfreak giving you an excited welcome to my RU-vid channel! Here you can find a collection of cosplay skits, CMVs, cosplay reviews, and tons of memery in general!
Deku/sally: IM A BITCH!!!!😝😝😝😝 Shoto/Danny: I love my dad.🥲🥲🥲 Bakugo/captain Curtis: I like your freckles. 😡😡😡😡 Iida/Ryan: because I’m a bad boy. 😎😎😎😎😎 Denki: dead *crawls on the floor*😵😵😵😵😵😵
Basically the todoroki family is mine and it’s true my dad is basically endeavor my mother has to be todoroki mother cause she did accidentally burn my arm and she ran to bathroom and try put ice water on it and ice cubes on it now my brother never heard of him cause my father always kept me away from him try make me perfect so yeah the only time I talk to him is when we’re home alone but he would tell me his name he always wore a mask I came in so I never know him well enough to call him a brother but I still do my 2nd brother we’re close he basically a father figure to me and takes care of me when dad or mom forgets to feed me or cook for me he is only one who cooks for me he is reason I’m alive and after tell that I will now tell u something I have at least 12 scars mostly from my dad and my brother that I don’t know well enough so yeah and one from mom yep and am I blind in one eye from try cook yes I am and I’m still good at type surprise yes I am but idk how Alr that’s all if u want a story I give yall one when I want to
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