"I don't know how I made it out" Probably because rather then actually fight while spinning the lightsabers in a way Obi-wan couldn't actually combat, Grievous instead only did that to show off and then just jutted his arms out to be chopped off like an idiot.
Alec Guinness says it was fucking insane. We spent all damn year building that bridge just for it to be blown up. I was bummed for some reason. Anyway, how’s your sister?
Obi-Wan got old. He's now just telling random things instead of what you asked him. But you listen anyway, because everything he says is interesting and precious.
"What about my father?" "Screw your father, dude, just let me tell you about this time I killed an alien with arms that swinged like fans and had lightsabers spinning around. Shit was so cool some nerds even got it into a movie."
"Luke, you are listening to the old, dead man again... Yoda is starting to worry for your sanity, _and he's currently licking day-old porridge from the floor."_
"And now let me tell you about Ahsoka Tano... she had the most juicy behind in the entire galaxy. Your father and I would double team her after every mission..."
I remember when people started meeming the prequels hard, because they realized nearly every line and plot point was trash. Then that gave way to all these goofballs starting in with the "actually i really loved the prequels," and that's gone on for way too long at this point. I'm relieved to see that trashing their inane, juvenile, toy inspiring shite elements is coming back into favor.
