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Dameon Geppetto is an author, chef, philosopher, and independent thinker who makes content for Magic: the Gathering Arena. Salt content is WAY too high, so strap in. This is not a safe space for your ears or sensibilities.

Livestreaming done on Twitch.tv/dameongeppetto
Twitter @DameonGeppetto
Original writings found on Substack @DameonGeppetto

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BASED Take on Israel v Palestine War
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14 дней назад
Russia Sponsors Right Wing YouTube Media
54:49
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Why I Uninstalled Arena For Good
7:01
14 дней назад
Bloomburrow TOP 10 Standard Cards
20:14
2 месяца назад
Arena's Matchmaker is a PSYCHOTIC Ex
6:21
3 месяца назад
MTGA  -  Another AMAZING 11 Game Win Streak
22:58
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MTGA - Abzan Self Wipe SMASHES Mythic Standard
29:31
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Arena Shuffler SO BAD It Made Jesus Cry
8:15
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MTGA - Mulligan More Moron (Arena Tutorial)
14:32
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MTGA Boros Counters HUGE 11 Game Win Streak
40:39
5 месяцев назад
Комментарии
@SonictheBedHog
@SonictheBedHog 3 дня назад
I dont have any issues with the states deciding abortion. Or many other things. This is the real arguments.
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 3 дня назад
I do. Human rights should not be up to states to opt out of. What someone does with their body is their choice. Period. Abortion is health care. The best way to reduce abortion rates is through education, birth control, and protection. I am not pro-castration, but if someone wants to cut of their penis and is consulted with properly by medical professionals and decides to go through with it, that is their right. Nobody should be able to tell anyone else what they can and can't do with their own body, as long as it isn't an impediment on society. Let's not kid ourselves, the "states rights" issue is why slavery went on for so long. "States rights" was why the Civil War started - states demanded the right to own other human beings. States rights rarely improve conditions for citizens versus federal rights. A woman should not be forced to die because she has an unviable pregnancy simply because she happens to live in the state of Louisiana same as a woman should not be forced to have an abortion because she lives in California (both of these are hypothetical scenarios based of the partisan control of their respective state legislatures). In modern times, with all politicians being corrupt and up for sale to the highest (or lowest) bidder, state legislators are more susceptible to being paid off by smaller sums than federal legislators. Look no further than the current mayor of New York City, Eric Adams, and how he sold out his constituents for free flights and money. Corruption is not a partisan issue, it is an endemic state of politics around the world. Systems of checks and balances are the only hope us plebs have, and the federal government protecting our inalienable rights is an invaluable part of those checks and balances.
@SonictheBedHog
@SonictheBedHog 3 дня назад
@@dameongeppetto cool cool. I do want Trump to win though, but for only one reason. Can you guess it? I will give one hint, no one is talking about it.
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 3 дня назад
@@SonictheBedHog no clue. For the laughs?
@SonictheBedHog
@SonictheBedHog 3 дня назад
@@dameongeppetto second hint. GC
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 3 дня назад
@@SonictheBedHog golden 'chowers? Gay chess? Gastric contractions? Greedy cons? I could keep going...
@louscunt8875
@louscunt8875 3 дня назад
I hear you bro. The only reason I play this game anymore is pure spite. I spend as much time as I can logged in and never spend any money. This is to cost them as much as I can without giving them the currency they so desperately crave.
@JezterTV
@JezterTV 3 дня назад
Finally a REALLY neutral person! Enjoyed watching this recap very much!
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 3 дня назад
@@JezterTV thanks for the feedback. I don't hide my political leanings, but I am not a partisan team player. Politicians and parties are corrupt to the core.
@JezterTV
@JezterTV 3 дня назад
​​@@dameongeppetto The biggest problem (from my european point of view) the U.S. have is the two party system. It always ends with a choice between a bad option and a slightly less bad option. Which doesn't mean that something would change but at least the elephants and donkeys would have to fight a bit more for their votes if there were more parties
@UniversedSalad
@UniversedSalad 16 дней назад
I could throw my deck on the ground and get a better land/non land ratio than any game i've played on mtg arena. shit is ass bro you're speaking facts
@kylesmith7413
@kylesmith7413 16 дней назад
I guarantee you that the algorithm is rigged, but I don't agree with you. I'm playing a cheap bg selfmill dick and I've lost one best of 3 up to gold. I think it's rigged to ruin or perfect your draw, in terms of lands, and that is to trigger dopamine and frustration in sequences to enhance the chance you give them money. I have drafted insane decks and gone 3-2 or 2-3 because I can't get a decent hand. I've drafted pure garbage and gone 7-1.
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 16 дней назад
Yeah. My theory is simple: matchmaker is clearly rigged. The shuffler could be, but it appears to just be bad code. The card grouping gets worse with each update, so the mechanics of how they randomize and shuffle is broken at the core of the algorithm.
@davidsantiago7808
@davidsantiago7808 16 дней назад
The shuffler algorithm is just so dog shit
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 16 дней назад
It got worse and worse with each update. Now, it is beyond fixing. I finally snapped. Been 2 weeks since I played MTGA and my life is 1000x better.
@SonictheBedHog
@SonictheBedHog 17 дней назад
What is more rigged, politics, or MTG Arena? 😁
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 17 дней назад
@@SonictheBedHog MTG Arena. Not even close.
@SonictheBedHog
@SonictheBedHog 17 дней назад
#MotherRussia, Братан. 🤙
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 17 дней назад
LMAO!
@SonictheBedHog
@SonictheBedHog 19 дней назад
I never reinstalled this game because the power creep is so bad, it isn’t the same game anymore.
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 19 дней назад
The power creep is bad, but the matchmaker trying to force everyone to 50/50 with a shuffler that is beyond the pale are worse, IMO.
@JonathanFiset
@JonathanFiset 19 дней назад
Hey it's ''Smurf'' i will miss the mtga stream :( but yeah the game is going downhill
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 19 дней назад
If they ever redo the shuffler, I would think about dealing with the matchmaker trying to fix games. Never gonna happen, so I doubt I will ever play Arena again. Praying for WotC to get sold off is a fantasy. They just don't want me as a customer, fine.
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto Месяц назад
Downloadable copy/paste version of the deck on Untapped.gg: t.ly/9FfKH
@RobertEnleed
@RobertEnleed Месяц назад
I tried to play Historic today and I was disgusted. really. Standard is less of a problem. It's like they want me to play the newest cards and forget the cards from the past...it's crazy!
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto Месяц назад
It is simple: if you like new cards, you must spend money more often. If you like your old cards, you don't spend money.
@zackc780
@zackc780 2 месяца назад
testicle mindbreaker is my favorite card
@JonathanFiset
@JonathanFiset 2 месяца назад
First what a game
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 2 месяца назад
Sometimes, MAGIC happens.
@SonictheBedHog
@SonictheBedHog 2 месяца назад
Looks like some hella rigging is coming up.
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 2 месяца назад
Oh yeah, some broken synergy is my kinda fun.
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 2 месяца назад
Here is the link to the most current version of this deck: t.ly/N9dpq
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 2 месяца назад
Thank you for watching my crazy video. If you want a downloadable copy/paste of this deck, here is the link for you (also in the description): t.ly/UUcJT
@rionchan7625
@rionchan7625 2 месяца назад
Very interesting deck, with only a little trouble...the incoming rotation. Any idea on what to put in the place of the cards that will rotate out? (Watching slowly so i could have lost it if you say it in the video :( ) Also, any change to it for a BO1 player? Between side and main i mean, not total change ofc ^^ Thanks in advance
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 2 месяца назад
Honestly, the only card that is going to be hard to replace is Angelfire Ignition. That does so much, but most likely I will find another 3 mana spell that adds lifelink or haste. Good question. Stay tuned! I promise this one will get an update right after rotation.
@Degerat
@Degerat 2 месяца назад
That man is unfairly underrated, love your whacky thumbnails
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 2 месяца назад
Thank you! Soy face for the clicks, capitalized adjectives for the incitement. This is the way of RU-vid.
@bolgariabootee1957
@bolgariabootee1957 2 месяца назад
awesome
@clintspies5260
@clintspies5260 3 месяца назад
What’s playing in the top right corner
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 3 месяца назад
Those are the music videos I was listening to live on stream (I cut the video from my Twitch VOD). Due to copyright laws, the volume of my desktop does not transfer over to my VOD to avoid a strike. Something new I started doing on my streams. This is the first RU-vid video that has that in it. I was curious if there would be any problems, but it is fine since all the copyright strikes are done by bots. Good eyes! Thanks for the watch and the comment.
@giovanniassis5812
@giovanniassis5812 3 месяца назад
deck list?
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 3 месяца назад
Link is in the video description, FYI.
@SonictheBedHog
@SonictheBedHog 3 месяца назад
Im shocked you hung on for as long as you did. I only reinstalled it once. I played Arena because I liked to play Standard. Once Standard power creep got out of hand, because all cards were being printed for Commander in mind. Uninstall. Never looked back. The game is unrecognizable to me now.
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 3 месяца назад
I still haven't uninstalled (mainly because of how long it takes to patch now), but I am so frustrated with the state of the game. I might just take a break until rotation, but something needs to change. Who knows. It could just be that I am too emotional right now due to things unrelated to MTGA, so I am doing what I have never done before and pausing before I hit uninstall. You should be able to play more than 1-3 decks to HAVE FUN PLAYING A GAME. I think that is what has been lost in the obsessive greed - this is a video game/card game that is supposed to be fun and make people happy.
@DayZCamperZ
@DayZCamperZ 4 месяца назад
👍
@davidschulz4607
@davidschulz4607 4 месяца назад
Where is the Profit Gone Out of the Deck for 3 steps ahead ?
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 4 месяца назад
Yes, updated with the new set.
@DayZCamperZ
@DayZCamperZ 4 месяца назад
👍
@1who4me
@1who4me 4 месяца назад
Either play mono red or UW control at this point in the meta. Grats on the win streak you needed it!
@anthonyguerard3001
@anthonyguerard3001 4 месяца назад
Rant it or rent it
@jaguarRN
@jaguarRN 4 месяца назад
Bantin' and Rantin'
@SonictheBedHog
@SonictheBedHog 4 месяца назад
Brah, you had one too many 15 game winning streaks. What they gonna do?
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 4 месяца назад
LMAO!
@SkylarGraham
@SkylarGraham 4 месяца назад
I also noticed that I suddenly couldn't get past 12 wins. (Without significant extra play time)
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 4 месяца назад
They know that people will log out after they finish the 15 daily wins. If someone is not logged into the game, they can't spend money. The beatings will continue until morale improves!
@farquadgaming3085
@farquadgaming3085 4 месяца назад
great video dameon
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 4 месяца назад
Thanks!
@diskdrive123
@diskdrive123 5 месяцев назад
The games 100% rigged, everything is god draw perfect play, no mistakes. I'm in the top 90% in paper magic, Arena is hacked to the bone.
@1who4me
@1who4me 5 месяцев назад
👍🏻🤘🏼🎉
@JonathanFiset
@JonathanFiset 5 месяцев назад
I love this deck, killing op with land doesnt get any better than this
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 5 месяцев назад
Oh yeah! You can hear the true joy in my voice as I cycle into a crime land win. Also, can't counter a land getting dropped on the battlefield. I like to imagine my opponent smashing their keyboard into oblivion after the loss or either just sitting there staring at the monitor wondering how they lost the game. Thanks for the comment!
@mojoemagic420
@mojoemagic420 5 месяцев назад
AMAZING BATTLE Dameon!!! Great Editting!!! LOL Lets Go Throw This (Dameon) Content Creator a Like!!!
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 5 месяцев назад
Much love!
@xDMF_Lil_OGx
@xDMF_Lil_OGx 5 месяцев назад
Great video man. Im actually making an all land deck rn and needed a idea of how the deserts and otj lands work. Thanks for the help
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 5 месяцев назад
Thanks! Lots of L's were taken to get to this level of competency.
@dagamingsalmon7668
@dagamingsalmon7668 5 месяцев назад
Now we have more information than we had before. What it really comes down to is that if they aren't going to be transparent about how it works then we all have a right to claim it's rigged. If they had nothing to hide, they wouldn't be hiding it, lol.
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 5 месяцев назад
Bernie Madoff pulled off his Ponzi scheme for 15+ years. There were plenty of people claiming he was running one, but he brushed it off and the authorities let him con people for a long time before everyone realized what some knew all along.
@dagamingsalmon7668
@dagamingsalmon7668 5 месяцев назад
@@dameongeppetto Exactly. Without transparency and/or some kind of enforcement of fair rules for all it's not going to be fair since there is no incentive to do so(and the opposite incentive exists instead.) aEOMM and even that episode of South Park on predatory cell phone games all already exist and no one would deny that, but we get people defending MTG Arena like it's exempt from those same rules. Even more maddening is none of this was an issue with the original Magic Online game. Just that it plays like old accounting software and they should of banned bots from ruining the free market economy it had.
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 5 месяцев назад
@@dagamingsalmon7668 it really is simple: you expect me to trust that a for profit company in a business that has zero regulatory oversight is going to be fair and just because they are benevolent? Do you exist in the real world? I used an example last week on a livestream about how Lake Michigan used to catch on fire in Cleveland before the EPA was set up and regulated pollution into bodies of water. There is no EPA for online video games. WotC is simply a for-profit company that will do whatever they have to do to increase those profit margins.
@RobertEnleed
@RobertEnleed Месяц назад
@@dameongeppetto I am a free player since the last 5 years in there and with all the evidence I have seen that it is rigged or messed up, trust me, I don't regret my choice of being free player. But when I see first hand they are screwing with me, even if it's free, it is VERY annoying because of the lost of time into the game. I hope one day, that company goes out of business. That means Hasbro also. Most people don't care if they are cheating, as long as they are entertained! it's amazing how sheep humankind is.
@petersimonetti4875
@petersimonetti4875 5 месяцев назад
Gamers upon learning about a random number generator
@xVoydx
@xVoydx 5 месяцев назад
notice it's no only consecutive mana draws, but the cards are all lumped together by name. 2 or more copies of a given card are always close to one another. "shuffler" made me quit arena
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 5 месяцев назад
I have taken several multi-month "rage quit" breaks because of the BS myself. Just got back from a 5 month hiatus.
@FunkMabassUp
@FunkMabassUp 5 месяцев назад
yup, if you start with 4 or more lands you draw nothing but lands, but if you start with 1 land you dont draw any, same goes with other cards, its very anti-logical and just plain stupid, I really wonder wtf they are doing, a functional shuffler in 2024 shouldnt be that hard
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 5 месяцев назад
@@FunkMabassUp I played a 150 card OP last night, they top decked two of the same card back to back and then two of another card back to back. Every update the shuffler gets worse.
@FunkMabassUp
@FunkMabassUp 5 месяцев назад
if this was the one time per 100 game it would be ok but this shit happens all the freaking time, I quit mtg arena almost only because of the shuffler, its just not worth wasting your life on this rigged or at least badly coded shit. the game is pure fkn garbage
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 5 месяцев назад
Well said! I always say on my streams that best case scenario is it is simply horrible coding. One of my favorite lines is "if your five year old child shuffled a deck of cards like this you wouldn't let them do it again."
@FunkMabassUp
@FunkMabassUp 5 месяцев назад
@@dameongeppetto I just dont see what it would gain them if they rigged it on purpose? pissing people off doesnt earn money, I think its lazy badly coded, same with the fact that they dont even care too add functions like spectate a friend to the game, they are lazy and the game is just a moneymaker with MINIMAL effort too keep it running. Also reflects how poorly optimized the game is for mobile, it eats alot of battery and performs quite shitty for being just a card game with no advanced gaming mechanics
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 5 месяцев назад
@@FunkMabassUp they are rigging the matchmaking not the shuffler. The shuffler is horrible code, yes you are correct. Who goes first and who you get matched against is where they are putting their thumb on the scale to affect outcomes. Why? Money. If people win too much they don't spend money. If people lose too much they quit the game and stop spending money. They walk a fine line of keeping you angry enough to buy that one card which will make your deck work, but not pushing you over the edge. Think about this: you ever have one of those horrid losing streaks where you are questioning why you even play the game and then suddenly you are matched against a budget jank deck that you beat despite the shuffler not drawing you well? That is the matchmaker helping you stay playing the game (so they can get some money from you or they will beat you down with losses due to bad matchups again).
@FunkMabassUp
@FunkMabassUp 5 месяцев назад
@@dameongeppetto agree, thats true, I did play on high rank and was top 100 a few times in mythic, still the games felt very little based on skill, more about who went first or who didnt manascrew, most games feel one sided and out of the players control, almost like you are a spectator too your own game, the "on the play advantage" is one of the biggest flaws of mtg in my book
@SonictheBedHog
@SonictheBedHog 5 месяцев назад
Ahh yeah! This is my jam right here!
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 5 месяцев назад
Haha. Gotta love the "variance" in the system.
@1who4me
@1who4me 5 месяцев назад
John 11:35
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 5 месяцев назад
Satan loves you.
@DayZCamperZ
@DayZCamperZ 5 месяцев назад
👍
@JonathanFiset
@JonathanFiset 5 месяцев назад
Nice Battle😀
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 5 месяцев назад
Thanks!
@DayZCamperZ
@DayZCamperZ 5 месяцев назад
👍