Vaughn Deel pulled this one out at Cozzy's one night in Newport News, VA and I just had to check out the source he properly credited -- great wit and clever writing, Mr. Bruce.
ibruce if you're readin this put your song on here bout gettin a d.w.i. & having to ride a moped! i saw you in concert in F.D.IA. i bought your CDs but i want that song/video of you singin it on my myspace!!