This man said he won't have kids look at him now an awesome dad

Markiplier's nutball went places lmfao

he's awesome and hilarious, but it would be even better if he was wearing a pointy lawn gnome hat

I'm done......🤣🤣

Alaska does the same thing with the hand map 😂

the apple picking joke had me in fucking tears 😅😂

11:49 didn't stop laughing 😂 27:53 How did he not fall when he danced 33:15 idk why, but I wanna see what that looks like 36:32 if I had a d*ck, I'd play this too😂

Parents went apeshit when Sesame Street had Bert and Ernie get married

If you're in a mixed race relationship and race doesn't come into play during sexy time then why the fuck are you in this relationship.

I'm an epileptic and my pitbull is my best support. He somehow knows when I'm about to have a seizure and always goes to get someone to help me out

Mite, peewee, squirt, bantam, midgit. Dont know how a drunk dad joke is offensive lol. Played goalie.

The book I am currently reading is a supernatural romance novel and the lead female just turned 18 and found her mate she is 5ft 5in and her mate is a 7ft tall demon, she is a clairvoyant witch who just happens to be a wolf

FYI The myth that Pitt bulls were bred to be “nanny dogs” has been debunked aka false. Those who LOVE and want to show their affection for the breed will continue to believe the myth though.

Adam Carolla isn't wrong. Pound for pound, Brad Williams is the funniest man alive.

Here’s a trick! Come to Texas & say “the stars at night are big & bright”. We physically cannot stop ourselves from saying “deep in the heart of Texas.”

Great show! I love it. Man, you rock!

Thank you Brad..you always make me laugh...brilliant comedian, one of the best 🏆

Imagine if carol showed up at his show

If two male dogs aren't going to do literally anything what is the point of putting two male dogs with a puppy in a kid's show? Honest question

Thanks for showing us diego... now I need to see the dalmatian take down.. and his wife..

Love from Nigeria 🎉🎉❤

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Least cheesy inclusivity i've seen in a long time. Thank you.

You are f***ing hilarious!!!!

Look up "size difference" on e621 This stuff will BLOW UR MIND

Apple picking with me as a man standing at six foot three, makes sense. Apple picking with Brad..... That is just a mean idea Carol.

Thats ma baby

Bilf

I can squish 😂 quack

Grown as man...yes you are 👶🏼

Carol

He had to bring up subway 😂

Red wave

The handjob 😂😂😂😂🎉

Fleshlight 😂

The most religious man hahaha

Googled his wife ticket here

Exploded

Hot take though, you shouldn't wish your child to have dwarfism like you. NO matter what you say, having that is a disadvantage in almost every aspect of your life. Wishing that upon your child is simply fucking wrong, even between two dwarf parents, they should wish that their child breaks the genetic mold and just grows up normal. Why the fuck would you wish your daughter to be too short to open some doors, get stuff off counters, need help all the time with shelves, be overall weaker, subjected to criticisms and bullying throughout her teen years, probably have a fucking terrible love life for most of her life till she's middle aged, barely be able to drive a vehicle, ride a bike, can't do most sports, and the REST OF THE WORLD is normally built around people of normal height... ...like jesus christ, am I the only person who felt icky when he said that?

Ya higher more trans if you want to go broke

Vac was a waste of time resources,,, along with more issues

I would work for Skittles

Stop trying to mimic George Carlin

"nobody cares who you fuck!" eehh.. lets all agree her for a sec. that pedophilia and adults who want to be intimatie with minors/children should NEVER be accepted by society and normalized. NEVER!! sex between adults (with consent) that's oke. sex between adults and minors/children. ..not!! oke!

Dang. Now I just want to know what that move was. The one he said that you should marry the woman who gets it. But, I’m afraid to ask!

Holy shit. Dude came in like a meteor!! Fucking brilliant!!

Mr Williams is great. All hail Diego!

So funny as always

This is some good qualty, condensed life wisdom

The only thing is it was never about transgender. It was about them directly insulting the customers of Bud light. They made comments about how they want to get rid of the redneck frat boy style clientele. I keep saying if they had a large flannel wearing shaved-headed woman up there who was yelling woo, NASCAR and America we would have loved them 🤷‍♂️ but you had to insult the only people who liked your product.