OMFG TYSFM I LOVE YOU BRUH I WAS LIKE I WANNA BE ABLE TO EXPORT BUT I GOT TO BE 50 AND I GOT TO 50 IN LESS THAN 5 MIN BC OF YOU TYSMMMMMMM I WAS ONLY AT 18 WHEN I SURCHED THSI VID AHHHH
1:58 what hair 🤨? You mean that little strand on your egg shaped head😂 honey there's no styling that 🤣🤣 4:01 Ahhhhh demon*grabs broom* oh its just... Whats her name? Whatever i have to call an exterminator to get rid of this red lipgloss, cleary faje extension wearing pink rat
Shes relayed to umbridge so im already tempted to glue a jar of rats to her face and blowtorch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat there way out through her face
Toxic wattpad cringy authors:*Giving full on description of what [Y/N] saying I have blond hair/Brown hair, blue eyes, pale skin, 3'9ft tall, age 17-19, "NoT lIkE oThER gIrLs!1!1!", "I hAtE mAkEuP, PiNk, aNd DrEsSeS!1!1!1" Me:*has black hair, brown eyes, light tan skin. And is average height, and likes the color of pink and dresses* ... What-
“BLOND HUMAN: THINK OF SMT UGLY UGLY AHH B4: DRACO AND HARRY **SPAWNS EVEN UGLIER** BLOND HUMAN: SIS, UR JUST UGLY UGLY AHH B4: mY dEaD fAtHeR wIlL hEaR aBOuT tHiS” STOP IM DYING 💀
I actually wonder who is the father of this one because Dolores said that she always wanted to marry someone who was high status in the Wizarding world and also a pureblood so that means father would have had to have blonde hair and blue eyes too or orbs as she refers to them.
Harry is already the hated child in the original hp story anyway! He lived in a cupboard, he is used to acting like a house elf for his family, it is no different 😂 Also, does anyone else think that it is weird that harry and draco are meant to be siblings and yet this is still a drarry thing? 😅