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I never understood why waking up early is something society cares so much about. I can still do productive shit at night while you sleep lol. I’m not lazy for waking up later.
I finally am having the figured it out paper is not beating rock, paper *taming* rock. paper help rock out, so maybe now rock help paper out, too. maybe when paper is being rock hat and protecting rock from the erosion of the weathers and things maybe it is wispers to rock in its rock ears: "hey rock, you see those scissors over there? ... I think it is have been looking at me funny." now that paper is rock hat, doesn't need fearing the scissors. paper have rock hit-man to hit scissors now, paper wins.
Shoe, cockroach, nuclear bomb. Let me explain. Shoe squashes cockroach, nuclear bomb blows up shoe, cockroach survives nuclear bomb. Im sorry the emojis does not come equipped witht the propper hand gestures to explain this part. Somim going to try mest and explwin it in words. Shoe can simply be same as paper, simple. with the cockroach u waana use ur index and middles finger with finger tips pointed downward and make a crawling motion with just those two finger. With the nuclear bomb, think about the hand gesture Italians make. Bring all ur fingers together, fingertips pointed up at the sky now wen u present nuclear bomb gestu want to place ur hand in this postion and then blow it up lol quickly oping ur hand sprewding ur fingers as u raise ur hand uptowards the sky simultaneously as quickly as u can. There it is. Good day. I said good day.
BRO PLZ BELIEVE ME BUT WHEN HE SAID “never fart twice” I FARTED LIEK 4 TIMES PLZ BELIEVE ME IM NOT JOKING I DONT KNOW HOW THAT EVEN HAPPEND LIKE WHAT ARE THE CHANCES BRO WHAT GONNA HAPPEN TO ME NOW THAT I FARTED NOT ONCE NOT TWICE NOT THREE TIMES BUT 4 AM I GON A GET A NUKE DROPPED ON ME
