I never understood this. Minor thing though, but isn't he recording a message? Why's he saying hello like he's expecting a response? Unless it's to get our attention lol
“Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced". Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.”
Headlong, yeah, I'm right on the money You carry on, but you rule me dummy I'm going blind, I'm on the line (whew) You gonna find they're many wicked and wired You call me nerd and you laugh at my face Leave me blurred, out of the place I'm not a drill, I keep it real You're gonna find me probably weird You rule me dummy You're gonna find me probably weird You want it smart and I thought it was easy I hit the bar like I'm Eugene Kelly You stand me down, making me clown Your gang's gonna find me wicked and wired You make me sick when you spit on my brain Losing my shit, while facing your friends But still, I foot the bill They gonna find me probably weird I met a girl and I read on her lips I like her world and the way she quips She is so prime, one of a dime (whew) She finds me really, really liquid and fire She want it true, you would say I'm lucky I done goofed, but I choose the foxy I have no feel, I'm such a heel (whew) She's gonna find me perfectly weird
My baby couldn't stand the test My man, I'm the best in town We ain't gonna hesitate Give it away while it's still in style Win the prize at the big parade Yeah brother, are you alive We ain't gonna hesitate Give it away while it's still in style Givin' groove All I do The life we're in Holding my own tune Givin' groove All I do Life we're all in Holding my own tune My baby couldn't stand the test My man, I'm the best in town We ain't gonna hesitate Give it away while it's still in style Win the prize at the big parade Yeah brother, are you alive We ain't gonna hesitate Give it away while it's still in style Givin' groove All I do The life we're in Holding my own tune Givin' groove All I do Life we're all in Holding my own tune Givin' groove All I do The life we're in Holding my own tune Givin' groove All I do Life we're all in Holding my own tune
This song is Exhibit A for why "(slowed+reverb)" is a plague on music, stop shoving this garbage onto every fucking track. It has its moments, sure, but here it just cripples the song(i don't even listen to caravan place that much ngl). This low-effort bs adds nothing and frankly, ruins the whole thing. It's already a tired trend, so at least use it when it makes sense... And don't hit me with that "different tastes" nonsense. This is objectively lazy and detracts from the music.
