Sziasztok. Hát egy kicsit megreklámozom magam újra. Ugyanis a régi csatorna sajnos törlődött és újat kellett indítanom :) Ezt. Látogass el hozzám, ha tetszett a régi kontent, hátha tetszik az új is.
@@cyborg98ful Sziasztok. Hát egy kicsit megreklámozom magam újra. Ugyanis a régi csatorna sajnos törlődött és újat kellett indítanom :) Ezt. Látogass el hozzám, ha tetszett a régi kontent.
@@matyasszentgali259 Sziasztok. Hát egy kicsit megreklámozom magam újra. Ugyanis a régi csatorna sajnos törlődött és újat kellett indítanom :) Ezt. Látogass el hozzám, ha tetszett a régi kontent.
Sziasztok. Hát egy kicsit megreklámozom magam újra. Ugyanis a régi csatorna sajnos törlődött és újat kellett indítanom :) Ezt. Látogass el hozzám, ha tetszett a régi kontent.
"Hey JJ?" "Yeah?" "One itsy, bitsy thing; When you bring me out; can you introduce me as _The Human Spider?"_ "What's wrong with your real name?" "That's what you called me on the show, _The Human Spider,_ don't you remember?" "Did I? Yeah I don't know, well if you say so kid, you know, _Spider-Man_ it is." (Jonah goes off to announce the arrival of his next guest to the daily bugle bullpen) "No, it's _The Human Spider!!"_ "I don't care, get out there!" "No, he got my name wrong!!" "Move!!" "...please welcome our next guest, Spider-Man." (Scattered applause from the office) "So ahhh, thanks for agreeing to this interview, but I gotta tell ya; the face-concealing mask and the spider symbols, I mean most people are generally afraid of spiders and balaclavas; I'm sure many of our staff, and readers, find this look of yours in poor taste." (Peter too busy looking out the windows, absent-mindedly discharging some webbing from his wrist holes and begins sucking on it, as many spiders eat their own webs to recycle them. Jonah tries again to break the nervous silence) "So can you tell me why you're dressed up like this? A lot of wrestling fans are going with this look, right? City seems to be full of spiders these days." "Yeah, isn't it great?" "When we talked earlier you said that your costume wasn't comfortable, is that right?" "That's right Jonah, it gets kinda itchy, and it rides up in the crotch a little bit too, I barely have any room for my camera or joke book." "And how's that joke book goin for ya? Have you been working on any new material? You wanna tell us a joke now?" "Okay, knock knock." "You had to look that up? " "I want to get it right, Please just give me a chance." "Alright, go ahead." "Knock knock." "Who's there?" *"GET BACK HERE SHOCKERRRRRRR!!!!! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRTH!!!!!!!"* "NO, NO, NO, YOU CANNOT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!!" "Hoffman's right, Spidey, that joke stinks, we're don't print that kinda stuff in our papers." "Sorry, it's just been a rough few weeks ever since I killed Uncle Ben and Mr. Ditkovich." "Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline." "There is no punchline, it's not a joke." "You're serious, aren't you, you're telling us that you killed those two men on the subway? Why should we believe you?" "I've got nothing left to lose. I don't wanna fight Flash, Nothing can hurt Uncle Ben anymore... my life... is nothing but a comic book." "Let me get this straight; you think that Spider-Man *ISN'T* a menace??!" "I do... and I'm tired of pretending he is. Heroism is subjective, Jonah. Isn't that what they say? All of you? This Daily Bugle that knows so much? You decide what's Right and Wrong... the same way you decide what's *_PIZZAA TIIME!!!_* Or not..." "Ok, ok... I think I understand that you... you had the wrong Pizza Time, that you might have been Rushing or Dragging... on your way to Doctor Connors' class?" "Come on JJ, do I look like the kind of nerd who would go to class? I killed Uncle Ben because he was awful, everybody is awful these days, they're always rolling down the street, like turds in the wind... It's enough to make anyone crazy." "Okay, so that's it, you're crazy, that's your defence for killing Uncle Ben and Mr. Ditkovich?" "No... I killed Mister Ditkovich because he wouldn't fix my *DAMN DOOR!!!!!"* (Audience boos) "Oh... why is everybody so upset about these guys? If it was me passing out on the sidewalk after stopping a train from crashing; you'd hand me right over to Doc Ock!! I swing by you every day and you don't notice me! But these guys, what, because Norman Osborn went crying about them on TV!!?" "Do you have a problem with Norman Osborn?" "Yes I do! Have you seen what it's like out there _Jay-Jaayyyyy!!??_ You ever actually leave the office? Everybody just... yells and screams at each other... NOBODY'S FRIENDLY IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD ANYMORE!!!! Nobody thinks about what it's like to be Spider-Man. You think men like Norman Osborn ever think what it's like to be someone like me?! To stick to walls? To let matches burn down to their fingertips, just to feel something, anything? To have Great Power and the pressure of Great Responsibility that comes with it!!? *Do they know how much I've sacrificed!!??* They don't... They just think that we'll sit there... and pay rent; like good little spider-boys!! That we won't slip into The Black Suit and _Dig On This!!"_ "You finished?! I mean there's so much self-pity, Parker, you sound like you're making excuses for killing those handsome men. Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, not everybody is a menace." "But you're a menace, Jonah." "Me? I'm a menace!!? Oh yeah, how am I a menace?" "Printing my photos... publishing those stories... inviting me into your office... you just wanted to Slander me-" "In Print; it's Libel." "-You're just like the rest of them..." "You don't know the first thing about me, you crook, look what happened because of what you did, what it led to, there are riots out there, Harry Osborn is in a critical condition, you're laughing, you're laughing... someone was killed today because of what you did." "I know..." "...How about another picture of Spider-Man, Jonah?" "No, you're fired." "What do you get when you fire... a mentally ill teenager with *_SPIDER-POWERS,_** FROM HIS JOB AS A PIZZA DELIVERY MAN!!!?!?!"* "Get me a violin! Ms. Brandt Get Me a VIOLIN!!" *"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET... YOU GET SOME FUCKING DIRT IN YOUR EYE!!!!!!!!"* (Shoots Jonah in the face with his webs, suffocating him, and then everyone loses their minds) ... "Seeya, chumps! And always remember... THA-" *_(Get On Up and Drive That Funiculì Funiculà Rock and Soul Part 2_** by Frank Sinatra plays)*
What you DON'T get when you mix a poor college student with a landlord that abandons him and DOESN'T FIX THIS DAMN DOOR? *YOU DON'T GET YOUR FUCKING RENT!!!*
Do you think people like Norman Osborn know what it's like to be someone like me? Do they know how much I've sacrificed!? They don't, they just think we'll sit there in Uncle Ben's Kitchen, and paint it, like Good Little Michelangelos! That we won't Blacksuit, and Dig On This!!!
