I FOUND THE MESSAGES! Message 1: Staying on planet Earth is considered to be unhealthy for all known Tamagochi species. Two theories have recently arisen from this fact: one's resistance can be built up at the cost of one's long-term health. Tamagotchi born on the planet will have a natural immunity to the dangerous environment. An experiment is to be held soon-eggs shall be sent to Earth and monitered. If it fails, planet Earth is to be marked as a location in which exiled offenders are sent. Message 2: Can you read this? The child cannot die. Go north and get away. Also, it actually says soon-eggs and not soon, eggs.
Unrelated fact: So this should go without saying, but don't ever remove the cartridge from your handheld when the device is powered up. I used to do that when I was really pissed at GBA games, now Nightmare in Dreamland crashes and erases all my progress at the same point. It turns out you can actually permanently damage the cartridge doing that. I was not a very smart child. tl;dr "never pull the cartridge out when the power's on unless you really, really feel like destroying it." UPDATE: I had an idea. What about Gameboy accessories such as the Super Gameboy, the camera, or printer? Just do us all a favor and don't hook it up to the Kisslink. You probably don't want to connect the cartridge to the internet.
Okay this episode was nice, i'm glad Haley is getting more love here, Sammy still needs to work on interacting with people though. (let it be known I was first before hollowkitty!)
