This video is called 'Trumpet Fight' - looking at the thumbnail I thought this guy was a trumpet player, but he is instead just high on trumpet. Every day is a school day
sees someone who feels good about himself, says "thats the perfect target." says "dont play an instrument unless you can go pro because you annoy me that you feel good about yourself."
Andre's own trumpet was made of temperature compensating bimetal alloys, and a Neuralink contraption that regulated his pitch within 0.001%. Poor little man. It's no wonder he was so upset.
It's kinda sad to think this person has gotten away with talking to people their whole life because it's hard to assault someone who looks like that.... You feel so bad just looking at them 😂😂
"If you look at footage of me prior to 1975 I used to very clearly enunciate every word I sang. One day in '75 I was set to perform and waiting in my dressing room for them to give me my cue. The promoter comes in and tells me that they are going to send someone down to walk me on stage and introduce me. I thought, 'Fine, a bit unusual, but fine". A few minutes later the door opens and in walks the strangest little man I have ever seen; giant head, short squat legs, completely unproportioned arms, and absolutely no torso. I couldn't stop staring as he was telling me his name and extended his pudgy, sweaty little hand for me to shake. He was dressed in a 3 piece suit of red crushed velvet that he was obviously quite proud of and wearing a silk cravat. I was mesmerized....I couldn't take my eyes off him. He tells me he is a classically trained musician and has known the Grateful Dead since 1966.....now I knew Jerry was into some really strange shit back then, so I didn't completely disbelieve him. So now we are walking to the stage and just before we go through the curtains he puts on this tiny, tiny top hat that perfectly matched the suit. I'm telling you, I completely lost it and couldn't stop laughing as we walk on stage in front of thirty thousand people. There was no way I could get this image out of my mind......the band starts playing and I completely forgot all the lyrics. I just kept thinking of this tiny man in his tiny hat, so I just sort of mumbled and hummed my way through the set list. Now, every time I get up on stage, I'm instantly drawn back to that day in 1975 with this strange little man and I have to mumble the words to my own songs, because I can't get him out of my head. That short, troll like man in a velvet suit and top hat nearly ruined my career. It was the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen" - Bob Dylan '76
