I think it should be able to shriek if you pull it out, like a mandrake. Also, I think that the plasma could be our hair, instead of follicles, it could be plasma.
For anyone who needs an explainer: In the Kids on Bikes TTRPG system they were using, each of your character’s stats uses a different die, but if you hit the max you get to re-roll and add it as many times as that happens. So you can theoretically hit any target even with your bad stats, as long as you’re super lucky. So, in this case he was able to effectively roll a 31 on D12. The probability of doing that well or better on a given attempt is (1/12)(1/12)(1/2) = 1/288 = 0.35%
Paul is like if a capybara was a twunk who also had a surprising amount of chaotic energy within him, just the way he will soft-spokenly talk about a hypotethical, writhing snake sperm or accidentally commiting kidnapping
The spworm is literally a thing in that one game where you play god but you decide everything by getting prompts like “humans have super powers BUT they only activate during sex” and you press the button to be like “yeah that’s a good thing for humanity” I forget the name tho Also yes almost all the prompts are that unhinged
Actually, the smaller organisms are, the bigger their spermcells are. Some have them really huge, and in singular amounts. So this isn't just a sketch, this is reality.
