Same, I couldn't believe it was happening. I clicked on the special not knowing what to expect, and had to pause several times to let my rib cage decompress.
Go to the produce section of your local Walmart. Grab as many pieces of produce into your jacket as you can fit and walk out of the store. You can do this as many times as you want as long as they never see you. Even if they do see you they probably won't stop you.
