Welcome to the visually ill imagination of Kristofer McDermott: Artistical Ninja at Large. A human swiss army knife of art, design, and all things expressive. For home, event, or business, herein contains the clues to summon his powers at will.

Continue with caution! his antics are for the adventurous only, and with his creative wrath unleashed, everyday atmospheres shall never again appear ordinary.

For the visual thrill seekers out to supplement their surroundings with style,
Proceed! the art ninja awaits to strategize your masterpiece.