I feel like John Anthony went from Al pacino to Wall Street and became this guy

So... Lots of Vodka, Masturbation and Cocaine... the secret to success..?

The real Mark Hanna and another associate were also convicted of and did time (over six years and two years respectively) for securities fraud and money laundering, not long after Jordan Belfort. Hanna was only two years older than Belfort- they were both young men. www.sec.gov/litigation/admin/34-49348

This literally feels like a bad lip reading vid, & it was practically improvised by Matthew, & Leonardo was actually like what the fuck looking around at the directors & shit lmao, fav part 3:56 4:45

No wonder they went bankrupt , they got chronic masturbators working for them.

Dude stole the movie with this scene

"Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up."

I try to say "Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump those up." Any chance i get and i don't know why.

This is if Patrick Bateman was never a psychopath.

The Lemmon 714 scene will go down in history as the greatest comedic scene on cinema

Mathew's greatest performance. That deserved an Oscar.

Can Scorsese or another great director make a biopic about this fucking guy? I'm sure it would be a hell of a ride.

One of the best scenes ever in film history.

“If you’re not in a constant state of post-nut clarity, you’re in a constant state of pre-nut delusion.” Royce Dupont 3:26

What did he say before grabbing the olives?

Secret to success: post nut clarity

Dude really improvised the "I dont care if youre Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet" line - what a legend

He is so high he had to look to confirm he is raising 2 fingers 😅 3:38

it was fun to watch, but I don't think it's possible to jerk off twice a day and still function well

0:48 “Excellent strategy sir” is so funny to me for some reason 😂😂😂

Nice rug, Matthew.

This is the whole USA )

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3:42 - The way he indicates that he jerks off twice a day with his fourth and fifth finger is the best part of the whole scene.

Shoulda cut this scene - I lost some brain cells watching this.

Over a recent 20 year period, what percent of professionals investing in large companies "beat the market?" Answer: 94% of investment pros underperformed (see below), so only 6% beat the S&P 500

Fucking capitalism

No. 1 rule to make money: Fuck the clients

Don't let me leave murphh!1!1

that "stay with me" phrase is a golden detail, what a beast of an actor Matthew McConaughey is

"is it a water heater?" gets me every single time 😅

Great scene!

I need a 6 season HBO Wall Street drama with McConaughey playing this character

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Ha psew....

caw!

It’s crazy how the movie doesn’t have to tell you how much of an impact this meeting had on Jordan, Matthew McConaughey is never mentioned again but he defined his entire mindset.

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Thought I was staring at Patrick Bates

Mckaughaney stilling the show

I love the moments where di Caprio is laughing naturally :)

I love how he tells Leo "stay with me" when he was the one trailing off. Lol

Caw

Funniest character in the entire film. I aspire to be him. Should've made a film revolving around him.

This is is simply piece of art

Da only wrong thing about dis scene is they should’ve kept Matt in da whole movie would’ve been legendary fr

This dialogue sounds unbelievable... The sad part is that it isn't. They really do think and talk like this. Feel like I was listening to someone who sold their soul to the devil with a smile on their face.

Hmm hmm hmm duh duh