Funny Keynote Speaker, Kay Frances, has been making events memorable for years. She combines her background as a professional standup comedian with her passion for peak performance to give fun, funny, lively presentations that your people won't soon forget. Kay's funny keynote presentations are perfect to open or close an event. If you want to kick off a conference on a high note or leave them glad they came at end, Kay Frances is the perfect fit! Her funny keynotes are designed to reach across a large demographic: men, women, younger, older and all job titles. She offers solid content and takeaways that people can use in their work and lives. But it's all delivered in a hilarious way! Find out more about Kay at www.KayFrances.com.
Actually, “One Way or Another" is a song by American new wave band Blondie from their 1978 album Parallel Lines. Lyrically, the song was inspired by Blondie frontwoman Deborah Harry's experience with a stalker in the early 1970s, an incident which forced her to move away from New Jersey.
Now do creepy 70s songs about underage love. Young girl get out of my mind, My love for you is way out of line, You better run girl, You're much too young girl.
The Police: Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day And every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you Oh, can't you see You belong to me? How my poor heart aches With every step you take?
our tv broke, mom gave it to me to play with, aka make something out of it, I opened the back and saw these tubes some black, i recalled the pharmacy had a machine with simluar tubes, i went there and inserted the black tubes, the machine told me they were bad, so i bought repacement tube and the tv worked again
@@KayFrances I was 12, the tv between 5 and 7pm was the only entertainment I could watch, it was done more out of necessity, since it was my mom raising 3 kids on her own and government support having a tv was a big luxury
this is an ancient technique. comes from yoga. by way of india. it is called the healing breath and if you concentrate on parts of your body while doing it, those areas become relaxed. it is not the best way to relieve stress. it is nice and fast and easy to do. but not the best. having an orgasm is the best way to relieve stress.
Grateful Dead: So instead I got a bottle, and a girl who's just 14 (from Mexicali Blues). Rod Stewart: Your ridiculous age would start a straight out rage, and I'd wind up in a Mexican jail (from Los Paraguayos)
I do it at the end of a one hour keynote and somehow it works. I do choose my audiences carefully. Oh....and it wasn't corporate, it was an association. Slight difference.
Yeah let's not forget that time when Ivanka trump said her dad would take showers with her at a young age and questioned if she was being molested. Ohhh wait that was Biden.
We can do this all day Madam Keynote Speaker. We.can do this all week Madam Keynote Speaker. We can do this all month Madam Keynote Speaker. We can do this all year Madam Keynote Speaker. You humans have a knack for shielding the offender. Now, how many women do you think he theoretically did this to? Factual guy. Fictional guy. Same result. He F- around & found out. My wife cheated on me. She F- around & found out when this nice guy, me, snapped. I didn’t a white dude snap & kill every1 in the house. I didn’t a black dude snap & beat her to an inch of her life. When she finally flew home unbeknownst to her that word from the city where we’re from that she got down wit a Chicago Bear. Key in the door. I jump off the bed. In the vestibule b4 she’s in the door. What’s the Chicago Bears name? She walked past me not saying a word. I stayed cool until she left again. On 1 knee begging her not to leave again. She did. I accidentally fell into some p_____ that a woman invited me into after a night of dancing. Hammer & Ice Ice Baby Era. By the tic toc this woman left my house she had cooked for me, used all the feminine products available. Many 6 hour sessions when we were as 1. 99% of you humans don’t know anything about that. I don’t key cars or flatten tires. I lay pipe. Women can’t do what I did w/o being called a whore when men are the biggest whores. Stats don’t lie. Math can’t lie. Nice guys always finish last. Ruled a lie. Scorn a woman or satisfy same said woman? I have satisfied reasonable women. Just b glad no man has triggered your psycho. 0 ill. What I did was psycho, because that was now an additional part of my character that had never been b4. Nun music doesn’t make hits. Get them Royalties Carrie Underwood. Get them Royalties. You too narrator. This is The Millennium of The Woman. Keep doing good work.
