This perfectly describes my dad with his job, only minus the p!ssing in the coffee pot, dumping in the parking lot, and hiding the d!ldo in the drawers.
My dad used to work for the railroad companies and he was allergic to the stuff they used and said the same stuff and then went driving semi trucks for a few years
Yeah ..this is exactly what I think when I come to work ..if I ever win the lottery I will play this song on loud speakers..on top of truck ..thats for sure. Awesome song .