La la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la You are one of them Everything but femme I won't be fooled again You've got the same kind of specs As the sex of men I believe in Simone De Beauvoir I believe that life's a film noir I know the role that you play So save your clichés I wasn't born yesterday so don't try to say I'm not typical, and Simone You are just cynical I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink Cha'mon, I'm not so typical at all All men are pigs All men are pigs (La la la la la la la la la la) I've seen their tricks (La la la la la la la la la la) All men are pigs My logic will prevail So shut up, nightingale This is no fairy tail: every single male That I've met, 'til this day, had a curly tail I believe it's a poo poo world Men deceive- that means you too, girl! So zip it up Romeos, listen Juliets: It's a form of foreplay, when you hear them say I'm not typical, and Simone You are just cynical I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink Cha'mon, I'm not so typical at all All men are pigs All men are pigs (La la la la la la la la la la) All men are pigs (La la la la la la la la la la) I've seen their tricks They know their licks That get their chicks All men are pigs All men but me I'm the swan that crashed on your lawn And I'm the boy that will heal you, fix you up Because I'm not typical, and Simone You are just cynical I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink Cha'mon, I'm not so typical at all All men are pigs All men are pigs (La la la la la la la la la la) All men are pigs I've seen their tricks They know their licks That get their chicks I am better than you think Let me buy you a drink Cha'mon, I'm not so typical at all All men are pigs (La la la la la la la la la la) All men but me
