“Ya got whitefish. Ya know whitefish?”

Funniest scene.. Larry is a genius of the most uncomfortable life moments

“It’s not you, it’s the writing.” Brilliant line!

And capers!

2:36; hahaha

Sempre meravigliose...❤❤❤❤❤

Ted was the best…

You think fat people usually know about fine dining or KFC?

“It was an unpleasant meeting. It wasn’t a very long meeting, but it was nevertheless a meeting.” Lol…that’s my favorite part

I think that this is my favorite scene in the show. I love Curb and this scene has always stood out to me as being extra funny. Arguing “semantics” and about whether or not he actually “met” Julia is so funny

The first episode of Curb I ever seen and the rest is history. Came across this by accident.

Cashews are expensive, first of all… 😂😂

Ted had more character than Larry all the time. Him being human doesn't make him pompous. .

“Look at this. Look at your bag, now look at mine. Yours is falling apart, I’ve got, I got nothing.” “From now on, I want an equal number of cashews in each bag. An equal…amount!” Sam “Funeral Snack” Rothstein

Ted is the villain of Curb.lol

My favorite scene from the show

“TASTE IT!”

You like fish, but anyway.

'You got whitefish...' *HUGE GRIN* 😁

Herring and Lox

Personally, just knowing who she sleeps with makes Cheryl Hines unwatchable.

Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

One tastes good and one SUCKS

Once in a lifetime show

They argued for so long, the sun went down!

"two fishes " 😂

As if he can't hear them? He heard his name immediately but can't here them talk?

To this day the best part of this scene are the looks Larry gives Jeff when he interjects.

The look he gives Jeff at 1:57

bad fingers, hurt my fingers

My mom gave me ketchup always cracks me up 😂

honestly i would eat a Larry David whitefish sandwich

Jeff's tie doesn't go with his shirt at all! ha ha

Ted Danson is Joe Biden after he thinks about what happened to him

“She put me on her Instagram close friends list, Larry. I think she’s the one.”

"If you can keep your head while those around you cant"

Dean is absolute perfect name for this prick😂😂😂😂!!!!

It's super rare for scenes to continue without Larry david in them.

I love the destruction of Larry and Ted’s friendship throughout the show.

Ask you wanna sell your tickets? Whats the problem?

I love how Ted asks why is Larry there and Larry’s real reasoning is exposed within a minute and a half.

Love the way Danson is all cool & relaxed about the idea of swapping sandwiches at the beginning, and then it quickly changes...

hi, not bye, from ryde, RAH (how you say i love you in dinosaur)

They are all funny

i am currently eating an everything bagel with smoked white fish, capers, onions, cream cheese and a very thinly sliced tomato. oh, and a bit of fresh dill.

You can give a gift anytime!

Capers , onions lol that’s all Jeff needed along with that clueless face to overshadow here ….

Little saucy little too saucy

David schwimmer deserves to be in the main cast.

The best scene in Curb. Hands down