candy canon.

I like to think that Cartman likes (playonically and/or romantically) people who are intelligent and morally and ethically better than him, and that's why he loves to annoy them and make them angry. It happens with both Wendy and Kyle.

Everyone: shipping Wendy and Cartman Me: sure!!! Let the two opposite political end extremists end up together!!! If only so i can watch Cartman get a inevitable divorce in a special!!! Better yet!!! Deliberately write the special so that there's no way to know if Cartman actually did something horrible or if Wendy is doing a false accusation to get back at him for everything in their childhood!!! That would be perfect!!!! LMFAO!!!! Edit: then have the special end with Wendy regretting the divorce because she's too old to get back into dating (within the context of the special) and then Cartman quickly becomes the homeless man BECAUSE of the divorce (divorce is THE leading cause of homelessness in real life) If the showrunners for South Park actually want to use my above idea they have my full permission!!! No need to pay me a dime!!! If only because even hearing about it becoming aired would be payment enough!!! LMFAO!!!

I keep seeing them as a side ship whenever I read Creek fanfics and now I understand why ppl do. The fucking hatred and tension between them has so much enemies to lovers potential 😭

Where's the fight?

"I'm the crazy ass" Jimmy here, 2022

CANDYY

Wendy has much better chemistry with Cartman than with Stan, even more so in later seasons.

0:46: Wendy's rage

Eric Kirby and Amanda Kirby having an interesting relationship for approximatley 30 minutes

wendy's dad should have been cartmans instead of tenermans it would make the interactions even funnier

I remember an episode where Wendy was having a dream with Cartman

Ah yes- the edge lord and the social justice warrior trope. An oldie but a goodie

Those Two Really Have A Bad Friendship😂😂

The alvin and Brittany of South park

i rlly feel like cartman and Wendy could’ve been cute ….. if Wendy ended up like actually reciprocating his feelings n stuff but if they could find a way to make a comeback I’d totally be there for it, people fr act like cartman ships are the spawn of hell or sumth (excludes Kyman kyman is the spawn of hell)

привет друг

"WHO THE FUCK IS THAT.😠" "No she's not playing with us guys"

Its like, some sort of hate romance.

What.

Wendy don’t like cartman for Relationship Only Stan likes Wendy

2:06

They had more interactions than Wendy and Stan, why do they hate their own ship?

Better yet, take her teeth, no more tooth fairy quarters

1:42 LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

Hi

2:24 nah cause the way 2d smiled was so cute😭 (the he got smack in the back of the head with a shoe✊😔)

0:32 cartman is the reason why humans are the third most intelligent species on earth

*Cartmen being brought back by a defibrillator* "Fuck you, Wendy."

"Don't worry, they'll end up together, they have so much chemistry!" Them in reality:

Why do they change her cute voice

i kinda like them together

"You okay asshole?" "Yeah i'm fine bitch." 😂😂 Lol

i wonder if there was a timeline where Wendy had Cartman himself up, kinda of still an asshole, but alot better that what he used to be then the opposite would happen for Wendy

0:37 why tf is he twice his normal thiccness lmao

You know this is MYC we're talking about so this might as well be canon.

We're all just Друг's and Crazy-ass's.

Why she kiss him

I really despise the lengths some of you degenrates go to in order to justify the most nonsensical pairings.

I just realized “Call Girl” oh my

Me: Wendy X Cartman😏

I NEED THE ORIGINAL AUDIO HELP

i actually ship them

"Sweet dreams asshole" XD

1:27 that delivery was SO GENUINE

Their relationship if like me and my guy friend-ish’s relationship

2:30-:2:39 Is crazy

man i love slideshows

Thinking about how loss was in inside job

3:40 I mean, Cartman already does that all by himself, but you do you.