The kickoo ran into the forests when they were attacked. Soon they stumbled upon a beautiful beach with lush palm trees and tons of fish. Unsurprisingly, they decided to stay and learn how to fish. They spread throughout the entirety of the beaches and convinced all the locals to join them. They haven’t been seen outside of their precious land.
The imperius have always wanted to be independent. However, standing against all of us at once would not have been ideal. They waited until all of the tribes separated, then created armies of mass catapults and giants. They haven’t made a move yet, but I have a feeling that this can only end in blood
The imperius were never all too bright. Their first tech they learned when we separated was harvesting. None the less, they have proven to be quite strong utilizing over 100 units at once. We aren’t sure if we can take them, but luckily they are on the other side of the map for now.
The xin xi were an interesting bunch. They spent their time learning mountain climbing of all things. They were soon rushed by oumaji and dopilus from all sides. They managed to defend themselves, but for how much longer?
The playful quetzali. Out of all the tribes on the square they are by far the friendliest and most curious. Just like us they love nature and the animals that come with it. They chose to ride giant birds, while we rode giant bugs. It was no wonder why they allied with us.
The oumaji were well isolated in their harsh deserts. The crushing heat didn’t slow them down, and they soon learned how to weaponize it. The grueling heat would stop any who would try to invade. We don’t go there much, but they just seem to like us
They were sent to the wastelands for a reason. Their techniques and ideas for “peace” were outlandish and would cause a world war. Not to mention what they did to that other tribe… I can’t quite remember their names…
The Elyrion were never big fans of us. The second they saw our sawmills and fungi farms, they banned us from their land stating, “Come to our lands and you’ll be feeding our dragons!”
PRESENTING HER MAJESTY QUEEN WHATEVERA WANA𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 EMPRESS OF THE 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SYSTEM AAAUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH Susan would you get our guests something refreshing to drink? Yes your majesty AUHUAUHSUSHDUJ AUDHUAHSUHDUADHUSHD Thank you Zuzie Welcome guests to the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 System Uhh help me out guys what is this a talking horse? Sarry 'bout mah appearance I was in a meetin' with the animal planet of anthropomorphians So I look like a horse PFPFPFPFFFHUHFUHUFHFUHFUFHUFUFHFUFH I'm Queen Whatevra Wana𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 I could change my form to something else if this makes you mor comfortable H E Y G U Y S.... No, go back to the horse. The horse was much more palatable. Whoever you are, let us go and stop attacking us! You started it!! YOU STARTED IT WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH US! Trust me My plans are totally Sinister ... Sincere* I just wanna help you guys! 😊 All I need is your participation in a matromonial ceremony NO WAYYYYY!! Trust me! It'll be totally terrifying! Terrific*! Thats what I meant. Why are we supposed to trust you? I'll tell you using the universal language Is it math?? :D The language that unites all the planets in our system. Ohhhh, nooo, are we in a musical?? Yup... Get ready. Hello friends my name is Queen Whatevra Wana𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Don't worry I'm totally not one of those evil queens!! You've read about it in fairy tales or seen in the movies, And theres no reason at all to be suspicious offffffff~~ me, Not evil Not evil no the least evil person I know. I'm not gonna lie its actually very suspicous that you're leading with this. I'm SO not a villain, I have ZERO evil plans. Not ulterior motives, just wanna help where I can! I wanna shower you with gifts, cause' I'm selfless and sweet 🍬 So theres no reason at all to be suspicious OOOOFFFFFFFFF Queen Whatevra Wana𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 The least evil queen in history, And if you do not believe me: I totally won't imprison your family Cause' that'd be evil And thats SOOOOOOOOOOOO Not me. Not evil NOT evil no the least evil person I know Really? cause' I'm getting super evil vibes here. Benny do you like being 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂? Cause I think it is great. How'd you know that? being 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 is my one defying trait!! Well now my friend you can build the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 of your dreams On your very own 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with your own 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 building team, Come on, Do not fall for that. Wyldstyle! Haven't you heard? theres no reason to be suspicious offfffffffffff,,, her. Yeah, I know she keeps saying that, but she's clearly an evil queen. Yar, well I'm not buying it. Metalbeard a pirate without a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 thats so cruel. Its like a spider without a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 or a Queen without a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Hey, even her metaphors are suspicious! I've got a surprise for you. A planet thats really a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, and the population is 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂... Her story checks out, She's cool, not evil. WHAT ABOUT ME? :D Unikitty, whats the most 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 you can imagine? A LOT!! :D Times that by infinity! And 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂man! Don't even try anything lady. I don't need anything. Oh I know, thats why I'm going to give you half of every 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. Uhhh, like, every𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, every𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂??? Every𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Every𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. She's rad, this chick gets me. Here are some other adjectives people use to describe me. Unduplici𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Unmali𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Unconni𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Unnas𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂!!!! You're clearly just adding "un" to words that describe you. Who me? I'm Queen Whatevra Wana𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 The most least evil person you'll ever meet. AANNNDDDD if you make eye contact with me I totally will not have you executed immediately. Cause' that'd 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 AND THATS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Not. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~
When you realize this song is about a sister trying to convince her brother she doesn’t have any ill intentions for the legos and just wants to play with her brother’s Legos with him.
