Chaos and rumors of doom are all about, and an active imagination is on the loose. “What’s wrong with him,” they will say. “Who does he think he is?” I am Carter Brown. I am Carter The Brown. I am Eugene Francis. I am Bubby The Bubster. I am Matthew McConaughey. I am Franky James. I am Paul Bunyan. I am Mr. Peace. I am the Denim Dude. I am Dude The Wise, and many more to be sure. Simply put, I am the man. The man of many men.