I know that you're upset I know how angry you can get When things like this occur Oh yeah, I know But give me just a minute to explain the honest truth and then I'II let you go It wasn't me Its not my fault So I take your accusations with a couple grains of salt It wasn't me I'm telling you That if there's one thing that I wouldn't do Its eat your last cookie I know that you get pissed When something happens from the list of things like this that tend to yank your chain But I would never do this No, I wouldn't eat your food So please let me explain It wasn't me I swear to god I do not like eating cookies and you know it, so its odd That you think I'm the one who did Who went and opened the cookie jar's lid and eat your last cookie?! I know that those cookies weren't mine And not eating this food was perfectly fine Its not like with my pretzels Where what's yours is yours and what's mine is yours Just another one of our little wars This time though you've crossed the goddamn line It wasn't me! It wasn't me! I mean it really fucking wasn't so quit with the third degree! It wasn't me I've had enough Just forget the fucking cookie Cuz its not about the cookie No, its not about the cookie anymore Its about the fact you don't believe a single thing I say Its about the fact that I can't stand another fucking day in your presence And so I'm out the door
I know that you're upset I know how angry you can get But when things like this occur Oh yeah, I know But give me just a minute to explain the honest truth and then I'll let you go It wasn't me Its not my fault So I take your accusations with a couple grains of salt It wasn't me I'm telling you That if there's one thing that I wouldn't do Its eat your last bath bomb I know that you get pissed When something happens from the list Of things like this that yank your chain But I would never do this No, I wouldn't eat your food So please let me explain It wasn't me I swear to god I do not like eating bath bomb And you know it, so its odd That you think I'm the one who did Who went and opened the bath bomb jar's lid and eat your last bath bomb! I know that those bath bombs weren't mine And not eating this food was perfectly fine Its not like with my pretzels Where what's yours is yours and what's mine is yours Just another one of our little wars This time though you've crossed the goddamn line It wasn't me! It wasn't me! I mean it really fucking wasn't so quit with the third degree! It wasn't me I've had enough Just forget the fucking bath bomb Cuz its not about the bath bomb No, its not about the bath bomb anymore Its about the fact you don't believe a single thing I say Its about the fact that I can't stand another fucking day in your presence And so I'm out the door