All these years and people don't realize that Magnum P.I. was working undercover to crack the case of why baseball doesn't have a salary cap and why having one would be a GOOD thing.
His bat speed was slow and he didn’t bend his knees. Perhaps Tom Selleck should have opted for a lighter bat and should have choked up on it a little, and one of his coaches should have reminded him to bend those knees to allow himself a chance against that awesome curve ball that sent him down.
couldn't at least just throw one mlb-level batting practice fast ball down the middle, for the sake of the moment? then for the rest of your life, you could say, "i gave up tom selleck's one and only hit." most people have no sense of opportunity.