Deputy: driving to a cult outpost while rocking to the song You cannot trust a liar: Chosen: coming behind the deputy shooting the turret “FOR THE FATHER!” Hurk and Sharky: What in the heck is going on? Starts shooting guns and dying in a painful lead bed
Me casually driving in my truck: Grace and sharky in the back seat: "grace randomly asking sharky if he made the flamethrower himself, then sharky saying its a stupid question and yes, then grace says so she knows how far she should stand back, and then sharky says it has so much ductape that it's like an impenetrable field and it won't explode"
several things i will never stop loving about far cry 5: Hurk and Sharky being the best duo NPC"s in a video game, pratt in the bunker going rambo with an M60, Cheeseburger being the most valued animal character in the entire game (sorry boomer fans), clutch nixon missions being so fun to do, the deputy basically being a better mute character than claude speed, and the fact that the John willingly bashed on faith. The things i hate about it: THOSE DAMN PUZZLES FOR THE PREPPER STASHES AND THOSE CHOSEN PLANES BEING SO DAMN ANNOYING 24/7. I will never understand why they made the marshal unhinged at the end of his life span.
Ngl in fc5 john and Joe was the most evil cuz faith was just trying to find happiness and jacob was just trying to make people believe in there power to fight