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I saw the Tik Tok and just laughed. I'm surprised Ramon didn't get confused for the busboy at los Caminos. Great Tik Tok, and I'm glad you guys blew up. Sadly, the views in Tik Tok aren't converting to views on podcast episodes.
I forgot to mention in my last comment, but Ramon. My brother. Please don't wear that shirt ever again. First off, it makes your back look WIDE. When I mean WIDE, I mean WIIIIDDDDEEEE. Second, we are in the USA. I know you and Gammal dream of retiring in Mexico with $10k, but please. Represent the country you live in.
Great episode guys! I'm so glad you two are enjoying the city. The bars are world class compared to the ones in Belvidere. But, please pace yourselves. I don't want you guys to have to move back home once your lease is up.
10:04 Here he goes again. "I'm better than all these people." Yet, half of those gentlemen went on a date, and Ramon stayed at home talking to Gammal all night.
Don't do my boy like that! He gets hits with his smile and his height. They're all single moms, but it's something. The other guy barely gets 38 year old Tortas that hang out at La Michoacana on a Tuesday night.
23:45 I'm happy you're doing comedy again, Ramon. You went from Airplane Food jokes, to saying you're going to be assertive with women. Ha. Ha. Ha! Great punchline! "I'm going to approach women." You made my day.
20:32 Look gentlemen, one of you is 5'5'' and the other is 330lbs. Gammal, at least, has a positive attitude and is fun to be around. Ramon, I'm sorry, but the best you'll get is one of the Walmart Tortas from Rockford or at best, a cute single mom (Gammal's Type). You say you're going to be assertive and approach women, but the only thing they're going to respond is "Can you take this empty glass and bring me another drink?"
Thanks for the upload this week. Every week, I am grateful that I do not have that WIDE ASS back that Ramon has. There’s got to be a medical diagnosis for it. Anyway, have a great weekend!
Sus, Mari, Joseph. Ramon, you're looking almost as big as Gammal in this video. I want to see you in that Wolverine costume looking swoll, ripped, and with a WIDE back! But right now, you're looking like Pac Man.
28:32 There's nothing like coming home to your bed. Gammal has to drive 15 mins after the show to his bed, and Ramon walks across the room to his. Gentleman, when you move into the city, please know that it is loud. We are expecting 2 episodes a week since you'll be living together. But please, we need Ramon to show his WIDE back again at Roscoe's. Who's to say $12 a drink is expensive? It is, but damn. We have to pay our child support bills too.
Ramon loves to talk about Gammal's weight, but damn. You thought Ramon's back was WIDE, just look at how WIDE his face is in this video. #JusticeforGammal
Ramon, I get it. Chispa, Tinder, and Grinder are slow. The WalMart Tortas aren’t interested and the White Girls are not matching. But for the love of Gammal’s weight, please do not wear a wife beater on the podcast. It’s not a good look. We know you love Wolverine, but he is slim and is ripped and you look like you just drank a 6 pack of Modelos. I love you brother. I am the Wide Back version of you, but please do us a favor and wear a proper tshirt next time.
1:06:28 Let’s be 100%. Ramon doesn’t want to end up with a white girl because he can’t pull them. He could barely get Tortas’ attention at Wal-Mart, what makes him think he has game to get a white girl?
Damn. I’m 100% sure this was Gammal’s idea. He was probably doing his fist celebration thinking this would bring the Bucks squad out for this show. Damn. Ruben deserved better, but I blame Gammal for everything.
13:11 You can tell Gammal is anxious when Ruben’s talking about the MKE show being a risk. He’s thinking “If this show bombs, I won’t be able to pay child support this month.” Damn!
@__rubenramirez We need you back on Demon Hour. Gammal, the Business Man, made a big mistake when he didn't rebook you. But, what else can we expect? He tried selling me a Nokia when I asked for an iPhone.
34:14 You conquered Chicago Ruben. There's no doubt about it. But Milwaukee was a dud. That heckler was bogus, and I think he got under your skin. But honestly, I think Ramon dropped the ball here. We all told him 'Bro, your back is too WIIDEEE. Hit the gym more and lose that back!' But he doesn't listen! No nos hace caso. I do want to see a Roast Battle of Gammal and Ramon though. Maybe we can have Alpha Padilla as the referee. Sneaky Snake is too busy doing other things, that's why he's not on the podcast any more (Thank god!).
37:22 It's been 1 month since Gammal said he looked at himself in the mirror and said he was going to stop feeding his fat mouth. 1 Month later, he looks exactly the same. Gammal, when are you going to take yourself serious? When are you going to finally get down to 390lbs? That poor couch has been suffering for 5 years and there has been no improvement. The 713 subscribers are rooting for you! Also, Ramon. Wide back Mon. Please, keep going. Keep getting stronger! Maybe the Tortas at Walmart will look at you, if you use that wide back to your advantage.
Damn. What Gammal looks like in the front, that's what Ramon looks like in the back. Wide ass back! Wider than the Suez Canal. Not going to lie, it's all muscle, but that back is wider than Gammal's stomach.
27:41 Bryant's is amazing. I go every time I have a Medical Conference in Milwaukee. I'm shocked that Gammal was able to find a seat there. Since it's more old school, the seats are smaller and can't support that much weight.
