Alert A RED Spy is in the base A RED Spy is in the base Protect the briefcase We need to protect the briefcase Yo a lil help here All right all right I got it Stand back son 1 1 1 umm 1 Lets go lets go INCOMING AAAAAHHHH Hey its still here AAAAalright then Ahem Gentlemen I see the briefcase is safe Safe and sound mmhmm Yeah it is Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here No Then we still have a problem and a knife Oooh big problem Ive killed plenty of Spies theyre dimeadozen backstabbing scumbags like you Ow No offense If you managed to kill them I assure you they were not like me Whatre you President of his fan club No that would be your mother Indeed and now hes here to f\*\*k us So listen up boy or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today Oh Gimme that This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down Youve seen what hes done to our colleagues And worst of all he could be any one of us Raus raus He could be in this very room He could be you He could be me He could even be Whoa whoa whoa Oh What It was obvious Any second now See Red Oh wait thats bloo So we still got problem Big problem all right whos ready to go find this Spy Right behind you
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
This is OUR anthem : Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз Славься, Отечество наше свободное Дружбы народов надёжный оплот! Партия Ленина - сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы И Ленин великий нам путь озарил На правое дело он поднял народы На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил Славься, Отечество наше свободное Дружбы народов надёжный оплот Партия Ленина - сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма Мы видим грядущее нашей страны И Красному знамени славной Отчизны Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны Славься, Отечество наше свободное Дружбы народов надёжный оплот Партия Ленина - сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт
You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight? Bear handed? Bear naked? Oh yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl then we ride it into a chuck e cheese. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uhh I think so. Next think you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet. Fly into the sun. Blackout again. Wake up. Do a bump. White out (which I didn't know you could do). Then I smoked a joint. Greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Dubehebeuhuhejugehuho hoo AHHH!!
Alert A RED Spy is in the base A RED Spy is in the base Protect the briefcase We need to protect the briefcase Yo a lil help here All right all right I got it Stand back son 1 1 1 umm 1 Lets go lets go INCOMING AAAAAHHHH Hey its still here AAAAalright then Ahem Gentlemen I see the briefcase is safe Safe and sound mmhmm Yeah it is Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here No Then we still have a problem and a knife Oooh big problem Ive killed plenty of Spies theyre dimeadozen backstabbing scumbags like you Ow No offense If you managed to kill them I assure you they were not like me Whatre you President of his fan club No that would be your mother Indeed and now hes here to f\*\*k us So listen up boy or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today Oh Gimme that This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down Youve seen what hes done to our colleagues And worst of all he could be any one of us Raus raus He could be in this very room He could be you He could be me He could even be Whoa whoa whoa Oh What It was obvious Any second now See Red Oh wait thats bloo So we still got problem Big problem all right whos ready to go find this Spy Right behind you
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
