I can't do this. NO way, no how. Disgusting. I could do everything except the scraping. Used to be you'd go to the Doctors, maybe get a blood test order and leave. Even in the olden days the Doctors office would draw the blood and send it in. Now, I go in and get all kinds of things I have to do, running all over the place, taking time off work, wasting gas, after the Provider spends maybe 10 minutes with me getting hundreds for just sitting on the computer going down a list, then moves on and forgets about me as they were never really "present" in the first place. We should be able to go to the Docs, "go" in a tub and give it to them, and done. Today, Doctors, well, "Providers" lower level and less educated, P.A.'s now don't really do anything except go down a list on the computer and move on to the next exam room where no exam takes place and it could have been done on a phone call.
Just know that your Dr. maybe giving your phone number & email address to Cologuard & they will be calling, texting, emailing you all kinds of crap (pun intended). If I knew they were getting all this info about me, I would have done the colonoscopy.
No one talks about what happens if you have to pee same time, cuz it CAN happen!!! I felt like I needed to (for me, both usually comes same time), but luckily it didn't happen, thank goodness because it would take a really special skill to hold it while the other stuff comes out!!!!! 😁
I’m a 6’4”, 265lb man, all muscle. Just from this video, I can tell the container will NOT be large enough. My usual constitution is over a foot long. Sorry for TMI, but that dinky little turd in the video is 1/3 the size of mine. Is there an extra large kit available? Doesn’t look one size fits all to me.
Mine will just be pure liquid no solids. They're going to open up the test kit and be like wtf! Also just curious...so women can't just poop and not pee? Poop in the bucket pull it out and then pee into the toilet.
