*holds up paper* “have you seen this man?”

Excuse me do you know this man is actually funny as fuck

THE ADVENTURE TIME WATCH 4TH WALL

I didn’t know he had a adventure time watch 😭

2:34 “Dad!?!?!?” He hit his balls and thought it was his dad😂😂

1:04 “Sh*t did I leave the stove on?” Bro cared about that more than him getting killed

is it just me or would Twice from My Hero Academia and Deadpool would be besties? XD

3:07 as a Canadian im offended

1:28 “I’m touching myself tonight” I can’t-😭😭😭

“You’re probably thinking ‘My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie, but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a f--ing kebab’” my favorite part.

“have you seen this man” 💀😂

“Your poor wife!” Had me wheezing so hard! 😂😂😂😂

For years since I first watched this movie I thought when he said "This guy's got the right idea, he's wearing the brown pants!" he meant like, he could easily see him bleed or whatever I"M SO DUMB

I do not want to hit a wo- frying pan sound

negasonic teenage what da shit!

"it's almost like the studio couldn't afford other X-Men" 😂

the whole movie was a ryan Reynolds comedy show

"Did i leave the stove on?" Hands down best line in the movie

"Oh your POOR vvife!" XD

I like how he touched the metal guys (I don't know his name I don't pay attention) balls and said "dad"

What in the ass 😂

thank you for not editing this like a straight 14yr old lol, other edits constantly have clips and “ayooo” every time Wade embraces his bisexuality

How many times he broke the 4th wall?

2:21 the "Rookie sensation" suppose to be a referance to cars, as they reffered to mcqueen as "rookie sensation"?

1:41 bro this shit is so funny

Colossus is such a king of self confidence he doesn’t even care that Deadpool literally gropes him like five times in both movies.

I’m 100% positive. This guy is high.

"What in the ass? That was not mean!" I'm dying!

Captain Deadpool

This guy me fr😂great film!

The game is just like this 😭😭😭

i have to thank my friend Bobby for getting me interested in deadpool , i was so unsure of watching it but i finally did and i LOVED it , very funny

"Look away child! LOOK AWAY" LMFAO 😭

Just five minutes

“And whose kitty litter did I just sh*t in?” “Dad?” “That guy was already up there when I got here”all of the funniest parts

2:32 **touches metal pp** " *dad?* "

2:32 **touches metal pp** " *dad?* "

4:18 reality😂😂

My favorite joke in Deadpool 1 was when he called NTW Ripley from Alien 3 and she said "F*** you're old!!" And my favorite joke in Deadpool 2 was easily the surprise X-Men Generation 2 cameo and they just quietly shut the door. I was laughing at that for so long the first time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Doepender: "An what exactly did he do to you mister Wade" Deadpool: "This sh*t.... BOO!!!" (Deadpool says as he takes off his mask)

“Oh your PoOr WiFe”

2:27 got me dead

4:40. mans stopped his killing spree briefly to save his old buddy. respect.

Dad?

im 99% convinced deadpool had no script. ryan reynolds was just being himself

3:11 😂 just 😂😂😂 the funniest one for me

Mera joota hai japani playing in the background in Deadpool

Omg Dad?!

Deadpool's pain tolerance is amazing.

the adventure time watch is everything🤣😭💀